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« on: February 04, 2006, 09:48:45 pm »
What is the funniest way, in your opinion, to see King Kong be defeated?
Mine would either be getting shot by millions of psycho cowboys or fighting a giant blue Kung-Fu panda.

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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2006, 09:49:52 pm »
It would be funny if the US army groped him to death.

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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2006, 09:53:12 pm »
Actually, my vote is for Sumo Santa to come crashing down on top of King Kong (Wearing army fatigues). That and giving Kong a 9999 pound banana FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES. There would be casualties by organ impact alone (for both. Sumo Santa takes no prisoners)

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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2006, 01:45:56 pm »
A few weeks ago I watched one of those extreme video shows on the national geographic channel. I would have skipt it since it came right after another, but this one had something different, something amazing, something bizzar! It was... a panda attack. Every comercal break I saw it, the panda clawing at the guys back. I was hyped, I always believed pandas were the gentle, cute bear, but it was time they prove themselves that vicious tittle.

Then In saw it... the panda actually clawed at the guy and pulled him closer to the bars. I thought it was kickass, that panda was a beast! Then it finally got the guys bookbag(or was it a coat... I forgot which), what does it do now that it believes it has caught what it was after in its cold deadly claws!
It snuggles with it, I kid you not the anouncer was acting like this animal was dangerous and here it is cuddling with the jacked. In short it was the biggest animal attack disapointment ever.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2006, 03:33:38 pm »
Now just imagine one fighting King Kong. A giant Panda named Frank with a bamboo staff

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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2006, 04:23:55 pm »
I'd have his ass shredded by Unicron.  Then I'd have Unicron eat NYC, so Buffalo wouldn't be ingored anymore.  *SHOT*
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2006, 04:28:39 pm »
Blizzard Buffalo

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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2006, 04:30:43 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2006, 04:31:18 pm »
Explosion Shrimp

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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2006, 04:34:43 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2006, 06:29:18 pm »
Losing his virginty to the empire state building ;)

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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2006, 07:07:37 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2006, 08:59:47 pm »
It's not over yet!

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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2006, 09:44:44 pm »
Time to get serious!

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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2006, 10:21:44 pm »
Ah-ah-ah!