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Elvis Aaron Presley was born on January 8, 1935 at around 4:13 a.m. in a two-room shotgun house in East Tupelo, Mississippi to Vernon Elvis Presley, a truck driver, and Gladys Love Smith, a sewing machine operator. His twin brother, Jesse Garon Presley, was stillborn, thus leaving him to grow up as an only child. The surname Presley was Anglicized from the German name "Pressler" during the Civil War. His ancestor Johann Valentin Pressler emigrated to America in 1710. Presley was mostly of Scottish[1] and English descent, although his family tree also includes Native American, Irish, Jewish and German roots. Elvis was born "Elvis Aron Presley" but later changed it to "Aaron".

Presley's parents were very protective of their only surviving child. His mother Gladys "worshipped him", said a neighbor, "from the day he was born." In his teens he was a very shy person, a "kid who had spent scarcely a night away from home in his nineteen years." [2] He was teased by his fellow classmates who threw "things at him - rotten fruit and stuff - because he was different, because he was quiet and he stuttered and he was a mama's boy."[3]

In 1938, when Presley was three years old, his father was convicted of forgery. Vernon, Gladys's brother Travis Smith, and Luther Gable went to prison for altering a check from Orville Bean, Vernon's boss, from $3 to $8 and then cashing it at a local bank. Vernon was sentenced to three years at Mississippi State Penitentiary.[4] Though Vernon was released after serving eight months, this event deeply influenced the life of the young family. During her husband's absence, Gladys lost the house and was forced to move in briefly with her in-laws next door. The Presley family lived just above the poverty line during their years in East Tupelo.

In 1941 Presley started school at the East Tupelo Consolidated. There he seems to have been an outsider. His few friends relate that he was separate from any crowd and did not belong to any "gang", but, according to his teachers, he was a sweet and average student, and he loved comic books. In 1943 Vernon moved to Memphis, where he found work and stayed throughout the war, coming home only on weekends.

In January 1945 Gladys took Elvis shopping for a birthday present. And she bought him his first guitar, in lieu of a bike, for $12.75.

In 1946 Presley started at a new school, Milam, which went from grades 5 through 9, but in 1948 the family left Tupelo, moving 110 miles northwest to Memphis, Tennessee. Here too, the thirteen-year-old lived in the city's poorer section of town and attended a Pentecostal church. At this time, he was very much influenced by the Memphis blues music and the gospel sung at his church.

Presley entered Humes High School in Memphis taking up work at the school library and after school at Loew's State Theatre. In 1951 he enrolled in the school's ROTC unit, tried unsuccessfully to qualify for the high school football team (supposedly cut from the team by the coach for not trimming his sideburns and ducktail), spending his spare time around the African-American section of Memphis, especially on Beale Street. In 1953 he graduated from Humes, majoring in History, English, and Shop.

After graduation Presley worked first at Parker Machinists Shop, and then for the Precision Tool Company with his father, finally working for the Crown Electric Company driving a truck, where he began wearing his hair the trademarked pompadour style.



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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2006, 12:33:09 am »



AND DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF PEAKING AT ME.

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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2006, 01:06:01 am »
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2006, 01:07:12 am »
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2006, 01:19:12 pm »
THAT GUY BACK THERE WAS NOT ME!


Speaking of not me, where's that thread with Earth, Wind, and Fire?

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2006, 01:22:56 pm »
Someone probably deleted it because of the copypasta Picture spam and nekked Kagome.

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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2006, 01:26:53 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2006, 01:28:37 pm »

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This thread wins everything, ever.

No it doesn't.

WHAT?!  Why the hell not?!

They forgot Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2006, 11:00:50 pm »
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Exactly why this topic wins.
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2006, 10:52:23 pm »
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