Scary

[Lazlo Falconi]

*Throws Master System* What now?

[Trigger]

*throws Nintendo* HA!!!

And you KNOW you can't beat Nintendo, NO MATTER WHAT! :D

[Lazlo Falconi]

*Throws Super Nintendo* HAHA!!

[Trigger]

*throws the COMPANY Nintendo* COMPANY WARZ!! I already win this one. XD

[Lazlo Falconi]

*Throws Sony* Sony > Nintendo (not in quality of games or systems, but in bigness)

[Trigger]

Nintendo > All others

[Lazlo Falconi]

I'll have to agree with ya there, but XBox > all others when you talk size.

[Trigger]

XD Yeah, that's true.


*throws a truck at the X-Box*

Announcer: The attack is ineffective!!

[Lazlo Falconi]

*Throws a bus full of flaming nuns at XBox*
Crictical hit!
It's not very
effective...

[Trigger]

*Throws Jesus at X-Box*
Wow it's a hit!!
It's super effective!!!

[Tiger]

Jesus!  I've been meaning to speak with you.  It's been a while.  A few hundred years or so?  Anyway, I've got some new reading for you.  It's a bit old, but I don't think you'll mind.  It's loaded with symbolism.  Go ahead, give it a try!  ::hands him the Bhagavad Ghita::

Zaijian,
Tiger

[Lazlo Falconi]

I once saw a sign on a church that read, "Under the same management for over 2,000 years."

[Trigger]

I once saw a church with a sign that read "Free trip to Heaven, details inside.", and instantly my bro goes, "I bet there's some cereal killer in there that will give you the "Details" about heaven then send you on the trip". XD

[Lazlo Falconi]

Come on, Trigger, we all know that the only thing is *offensive comments removed by no one*

[Trigger]

Sonic says "Kids, there's nothing better then being ****ed by someone you like. But is someone tries to touch your *** ***** in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. It's your **** ***, no one has the right to tough your **** *** if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say **** you! Then you **** ***** *** **** *** ***** ***********."