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« on: July 07, 2005, 11:26:12 pm »
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[19:46] jv2k: omg!
[19:46] jv2k:        is here!
[19:46] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Who's here?
[19:46] jv2k:                
[19:46] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants:             ?
[19:46] jv2k: aka fozer
[19:47] jv2k: yep
[19:47] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Fozer, speak, I command you!
[19:47]  : I just did....
[19:47] jv2k: he just did you n00b
[19:47] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Nuh uh.
[19:47] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Oh, well, now he did.
[19:47] jv2k: yu ha!
[19:47]  : popups on rs are getting reeealy annoying
[19:47] jv2k: yep
[19:47] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Yeah...
[19:48] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: maybe we should start a pool to give Cricket a few bucks a month for a real server?
[19:48]  : Me not having ways of doing that
[19:48] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: That's because you're canadian.
[19:48] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I'm talking to us americans, the real people
[19:48]  : no
[19:48] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I'm just messing with you
[19:48]  : it's because I don'e have a credit card
[19:48] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Canada's cool
[19:49] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: *snicker*
[19:49]  : and I"m not about to send $5 by mail to the states....
[19:49]  : :P
[19:49] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Get a debit card, foo!
[19:49] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: or a checking account
[19:49]  : no
[19:49] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: sending checks is completely safe, and nothing bad can happen.
[19:49]  : NEVER
[19:49]  : I know
[19:49] jv2k: Thats because your $5 is like $1.50 to us
[19:49] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Haha, yeah.
[19:50]  : $4 roughly
[19:50] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Come on, let us make fun of you!
[19:50]  : Canadian dollar is doing well
[19:50]  : that or the american dollar is dieing(spelling?)
[19:50]  : dying, whatever
[19:50] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Yeah, that's probably true
[19:50] jv2k: the american dollar is being molested by the pound
[19:50] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: by the EuroDollar, actually
[19:50] jv2k: the pound is like michael jackson
[19:51] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I found two Eruos in my wallet today, and I was like wtf, mate?
[19:51] jv2k: The euro passed us!?
[19:51] jv2k: mate!?
[19:51] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I don't think it has yet...
[19:51]  : anywho, on my bank account, the chequing par is accessed through a different card, for some reason
[19:51] jv2k: THEY ARE GETTING TO YOU!
[19:51]  : feh, british pound
[19:51]  : like $2.20 here :P
[19:51] jv2k: ya
[19:52] jv2k: they have the most money
[19:52] jv2k: but
[19:52] jv2k: they are british
[19:52] jv2k: so there is a downside
[19:52]  : meh
[19:52] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Last time I checked it was 1.28USD
[19:52] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: but that was a few years ago..
[19:52]  : I WILL CHECK!
[19:52] jv2k: Check then
[19:52]  : *corny music*
[19:52] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Do it
[19:53] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Now.
[19:53] jv2k: while I get ready to make a comic
[19:53]  : 1.00 EUR =1.19271 USD
[19:53]  : tee hee
[19:53] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Wow.
[19:53]  : euro>you
[19:53] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Europe's pwning us.
[19:54] jv2k: yea
[19:54] jv2k: but they had to unite to do it
[19:54]  : 1.00 GBP =1.75773 USD
[19:54] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: But then again, they have like ten economies under the Euro, we only have one.
[19:54]  : :D
[19:54] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: (what the crap is a GBP)
[19:54] jv2k: and its still only 20 cents
[19:54]  : "But then again, they have like ten economies under the Euro, we only have one."
 
That's why the euro is such a good idea...
[19:54]  : gbp=pound
[19:54] jv2k: the pound pwns all
[19:55] jv2k: soon
[19:55] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Oh yeah
[19:55] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I knew that.
[19:55] jv2k: the pound will consume us
[19:55] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Nope, the Euro's coming first
[19:55]  : w00t!
[19:55] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: then, AOL will buy out the Eurodollar, and we'll have to walk around with money that has crappy internet acces and download spyware onto your wallet.
[19:55]  : 80.48 cents!
[19:55]  : Record I think...:P
[19:55] jv2k: damn it
[19:56] jv2k: I will have to get spybot for my money
[19:56]  : heh
[19:56]  : know what's fun?
[19:56] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: throwing bricks?
[19:56] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Throwing bricks at children?
[19:56]  : Acting like a foreigner(ot at least a tourist) in your own country
[19:56]  : :P
[19:56] jv2k: Nah
[19:56]  : just get some foreign currency, a fake accent, and maybe some clothing
[19:56] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Yeah, that's pretty neat, but when you live in florida, being a touriste isn't something cool.
[19:56] jv2k: people will think your foreign and throw bricks at you
[19:57]  : It's funny cause people believe you
[19:57] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Yeah, people are dumb.
[19:57]  : At the fireworks on the first, I had some people firmly convinced that I was American
[19:57]  : simply because I was with someone who happened to have an american dollar
[19:57] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Why would an American go to Canada?
[19:57]  : exchange rate
[19:58] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I'm going to go to Canada and pretend to be Canadianese.
[19:58]  : snow
[19:58]  : ice
[19:58]  : eh
[19:58] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: we have all of those things here.
[19:58]  : aboot
[19:58]  : etcetera
[19:58] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: aboot!
[19:58]  : whatcha talkin' aboot, eh?
[19:58] jv2k: what are ya all talking aboot!
[19:58] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Hey, why do Canadians call ham bacon?
[19:58] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Tell me
[19:58] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: tell me now!
[19:58] jv2k: because some westerner tricked them
[19:58]  : yes don't have all that stuff...
[19:58]  : no
[19:59] jv2k: back in the days of the old west
[19:59]  : we call ham ham
[19:59] jv2k: yes
[19:59]  : and bacon bacon
[19:59]  : bacon is fried pig fat
[19:59] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: but salted cured ham is canadian bacon.
[19:59]  : ham is cooked pig ass
[19:59]  : is it?
[19:59] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Yes.
[19:59] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: or bologna, I don't rembmer.
[19:59] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: my facts on Canada are... few.
[20:00] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Hmm... I logged into the ACP for some reason but now I can't remember why.
[20:00]  : Why do you insist on using an old, outdated, and highly flawed  measurement system?
[20:00]  : Why did you elect George Bush?
[20:00] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I don't do either of those things
[20:00] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I use Metric system.
[20:00]  : Why do you think you're the center of the universe?
[20:00] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: because I am.
[20:00]  : I counter your generalizations with mine!
[20:01]  : and I spelled center like that for a reason :P
[20:01] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I only made one!
[20:01]  : meh
[20:01] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: because it's right?
[20:01]  : well I made three
[20:01] jv2k: metric system smells
[20:01]  : therefore, I win
[20:01] jv2k: mile>kilometer
[20:01]  : no
[20:01] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: This is true.
[20:01] jv2k: F>C
[20:01] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: C is better...
[20:01]  : tch
[20:01]  : Much
[20:01] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: easier for me to figure out.
[20:01] jv2k: When used for science the metric is better
[20:01] jv2k: but for real life
[20:02]  : metric makes sense
[20:02] jv2k: 98.6>36
[20:02]  : period
[20:02] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I'm still 6'2
[20:02] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: "
[20:02] jv2k: if ken where here he'd agree!
[20:02]  : Whoa
[20:02]  : you ARE tall...
[20:02] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: but I'm a meter from the couch.
[20:02]  : taller than me...GASP!
[20:02] jv2k: I'm short
[20:02] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Duh, I'm not Canadian
[20:02] jv2k: I'm like 5"3
[20:02] jv2k: but
[20:02] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: midget.
[20:02] jv2k: I could kick all yer asses
[20:02]  : height, I don't use metric
[20:02] jv2k: with my mighty latino powers
[20:02]  : but I do for mostly everything else
[20:03] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: same here.
[20:03] jv2k: like heat vision
[20:03]  : O.o
[20:03] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Hey, I have mightly latino powers too!
[20:03]  : 1 MXN = 0.0528201 GBP 1 GBP = 18.9322 MXN
[20:03] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: mine are even stronger because I've lived in the Carribean all my life!
[20:03]  : XD
[20:03] jv2k: Your camoflouged in the snow!
[20:03]  : Bah!
[20:04]  : technically you're caucasian
[20:04]  : Same as me...
[20:04]  : (yes, that was meant as an insult)
[20:04] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: But we're infused with mighty latino powers.
[20:04] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: except jv, he has latina powers.
[20:04]  : so?
[20:04]  : ew
[20:04]  : I think you killed it...
[20:05] jv2k: you did
[20:05] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Haha.
[20:05] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Doom.
[20:05] jv2k: because you whities keep trying to keep me down!
[20:05] jv2k: SEE!
[20:05] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I really wish I could kick you.
[20:05]  : no offence, but you are technically white
[20:05] jv2k: Nope
[20:05] jv2k: I'm puerto rican
[20:06]  : unless you're black or oriental, you're _technically_ white
[20:06] jv2k: no
[20:06] jv2k: hispanic is not white you fool
[20:06] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: It's true
[20:06] jv2k: but you wouldn't know
[20:06] jv2k: being canadian
[20:06]  : hispanic=sub-group of caucasian
[20:06] jv2k: the hispanics only make it as far as american
[20:06] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: My dad's full hispanic but he's white like a Canadian.
[20:06] jv2k: depends what race
[20:06] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Klingons?
[20:07] jv2k: but I get brown in the sun
[20:07] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: What about them?
[20:07]  : @_@
An american insulting a canadian on lack of cultural diversity?
[20:07]  : Whoa
[20:07] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I know
[20:07] jv2k: ya
[20:07]  : never thought I'd see that
[20:07] jv2k: I'm original
[20:07] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Haha.
[20:07] jv2k: ^_^
[20:07] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: I had to do it.
[20:07]  : Toronto. I win.
[20:07] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Quebec, I win.
[20:07] jv2k: new york
[20:07] jv2k: I win!
[20:07] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Alabama, i wi-- Crap.
[20:08]  : All of canada, except for the place I live and alberta...
[20:08]  : i wi?
[20:08]  : Interplanetary wondering Intestines?
[20:08] Lazlo Falconi is like sex for your pants: Alabama doesn't win it for us.
[20:08]  : iwi?
[20:09]  : O.o
[20:09]  : please explain
[20:10]  : ...
[20:10] *** jv2k has left the conversation.
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2005, 11:31:07 pm »
I'll have to read that tomorrow... looks kinda funky, though....

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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2005, 11:39:02 am »
yea can you give us a summary?
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2005, 03:39:43 pm »
*agrees with herb* I'm too lazy to read all that...
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2005, 06:25:40 pm »
Me too.

*lazies*

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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2005, 07:46:51 pm »
Herb: Trend Setter
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2005, 07:50:33 pm »
I thought we agreed that Lazlo was teh trend setter. He gets confused, we ALL get confused! Isn't that how it works?

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2005, 08:18:17 pm »
uh perhaps

i mean, what?!
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2005, 10:39:09 pm »
Yeah, ti is kinda long. Ok, here we go:
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Fozer: I only have $5CDN, so I can't send it
jv2k: Yeah, but that's like 5 cents american, duh!
Lazlo: Haha, you owned him!
Fozer: pounds still own you.
Lazlo: No, Euros do. Yesterday I picked up my wallet and found two Euros and I was all like, wtf, mate?
...
jv2k: bow before my mighty latino powers
Lazlo: I have latino powers too! Go Puerto Rico-force!
Fozer: You're still caucasion
You guys know you blend in with snow.
Lazlo: But we're infused with Latino Powers. We're awesome that way.
jv2k: No, latino and white are different. Damn you whity, always trying to take me down!
Lazlo: My dad's full hispanic, and he's whiter than a canadian guy
Fozer: Wow, an American poking fun at Canada's lack of ethnic deversity.
Fozer: Never thought I'd see that.

Those are a few good parts, paraphrased.
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2005, 04:16:18 am »
I read it all, Laz.  The Canadian has at least one good question though:

Why DID we elect George W. Bush?

Do I even want to know?

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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2005, 04:37:08 am »
Because some potheads thought his last name was funny?

I actually kind of like his retirment plan. I think it needs some work, but if you're smart about it, it'll leave ya with something at least.
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