Oh, Calvat. How that opinion will change....... Just wait a few years. You'll feel the need to get a girl. Trust me. Just ask Tiger. He's went and gone through that phase already.
now that I have turned my, previously balls of steel, into the Balls of Swirling vortex's of energy and might, nothing can harm them!!
Hmmm.....
*pops out black hole generator*
Prepare for sucking.
........
Holy spit, that was lame....... Anyways.
*fires the black hole generator, which creates a miniture black hole in the vicinity of your balls, sucking in all energy out of of them*