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Swiftman

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« on: October 17, 2005, 07:54:56 pm »
Have you noticed that there's so many people that know jokes around here, but no thread on just jokes?

Well, I s'pose that could be fixed.

I'll start.

What do you call a gay Puerto Rican?
A tropical fruit!

*ba dum CHEESH*

Okay, that sucked, but I'm sure you all have much better ones.
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Jehuty

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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2005, 07:57:57 pm »
*can't think of any jokes*
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2005, 08:07:00 pm »
WARNING RACIAL JOKE!!!


did you hear about Evil Kinevel's new stunt (no)

He's going to jump over some blacks in a steam roller.

so sorry.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2005, 08:11:59 pm »
hahahahahahaha

I'm sure you don't really have anything against black people (neither do I) or really condone those types of actions, so that joke is funny as long as nobody takes it seriously

What do apples and appletrees have in common?

They both don't drive tractors
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2005, 08:13:33 pm »
Why do firemen wear suspenders?

To hold their pants up!
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2005, 08:16:11 pm »
Swiftman says:
Damn modem..... But, oh well.

http://www.protoman.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?t=791
<>Jody<> - ZOMG STUFFING says:
*Clicks*
Swiftman says:
I'm sure you can contribute to that in some way......



Well um...

What did the rabbit say to the goose?

I AM A RABBIT! And then the goose explodes.

The end.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2005, 08:19:27 pm »
WAIT WAIT I REMEMBERED A REAL JOKE.

And I'd say it.

But.. but.. I'm so Jodyish I can't do it..
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2005, 08:22:32 pm »
I got it covered, Jodes.

<>Jody<> - ZOMG STUFFING says:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEESE THAT'S NOT YOURS?!
<>Jody<> - ZOMG STUFFING says:
NACHO CHEESE!
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2005, 08:49:58 pm »
What. The. Fudge Cakes.
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2005, 03:06:50 pm »
What signs would protesters hold up for a guy who was really good at scoring par in golf, but was wrongfully arrested?

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FREE PARKING!
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2005, 07:10:31 pm »
I have a shitloa dof racial jokes, but I won't post them.

here's two.

What do you call a cross between a Soul food and Mexican restraunt?

Nacho Mama.

What rhymes with pineapple?

MORE PINAPPLE!
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2005, 08:16:43 pm »
*Note I am not rascist*
Few traits of hispanics based on how they get to america:
Mexicans:obstacle courses, to get accross the border they swim, climb and run.
Cubans:Swimming, the commies all have to swim here
Puerto ricans: We're lazy mofos, why? Since puerto ricos part of america we can never be illegal, our method of moving to america involves sitting on our asses on an airplane.
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2005, 06:51:07 am »
What's the difference between boogers and brocolli?
Kids won't eat broccolli. (this is the part where you laugh uncontrollably)

What do you call a 12 inch turd?
A foot stool. (pun'd)
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2005, 09:16:06 am »
Yami CJMErl: HAHA!  Foot stool... XD

CJMErl: Ok, here's one:

Why do spring jackets always smell so bad?

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...because they're WINDBREAKERS!!! *p00t*
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2005, 11:21:58 am »
You know what's a big joke?

Artie Lange's career.
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