WRONG! Thats imposible the average school day tends to be like 7 hours long, there are 8 periods which are like 45 minutes wrong. I know because thats how my school works.
Anyway today was interesting....
I awoke this morning to the sound of my alarm clock, it seemed like it would just be another day at school. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, changed my clothes, drank my daily cup of coffee. As I paced around my house pondering why when a white person whos family has lived in america for many generations already when asked "what they are" they respond with "irish, german, swiss, british,ect.". I mean they are just white, plain and simple, there is no need to complicate things! Anyway all seemed right with the world. It was cold this morning, but this was natural, it had been raining and the sun was not around to warm the earth bellow. As I waited at my bus stop I noticed that I was alone. My fellow commrads were all absent, then the buss arrived....
It was red and yellow with a big T painted on the hood, I imediatly knew what it was, how couldn't I, did he think I was that stupid? A minor glance into the window would reveal the hords of Pirate Ninjas getting ready to attack me with their kong fu and 12 gage shot guns. The bus driver opened the door and made a motion with his hands for me to enter the bus. He was a fat man with a "T" tatooed to his forehead, I felt a bit insulted that they actually thought they could trap me with this. But I'm no weakling, I had the advantage of knowing it was a trap and quickly grabed my mideival bastard sword from my pants which were hanging off of the tree. I calmly entered the bus, they had no idea what they were getting into.
Just as I got on ninja stars and bullets began to hurdle towards me in a huge swarm. The only way to stop it was to call apon the ancient attack of my people, my ULTRA LATINO POWERS!â„¢ I called apon power 376 LATINO HEAT!â„¢ A shield of heat began to radiate from my body, as hot as the tropical sun, it melted all the bullets and turned the ninja stars into candy. I picked up the newly formed candy, took a bite, spit it out and said "your ninja pirate skills don't even taste good, YOU SUCK!". This angered them and so I was drawn into sword combat.
I easily took them out, despite the fact that they surrounded me, they either came at me one on one, 2 on one from the same direction, or they attacked me in a way that I could block. For example when I was fighting one pirate ninja in front of me, no one ever attacked me from behind unless just then the one in front lost. Either way it took me 10 minutes to get done, and the busses wheels kept moving towards whatever Mr.T had in store for me. I embraced it, for I knew being the arrogant bastard that he was, he'd take me right to his face.
I was wrong, the bus driver did take me to school and it was a normal day. Then my regular bus driver took me home and I read some naruto and batman comics and considered backing cookies, but I didn't.
