Author Topic: The joke thread (Read 60321 times)

Swiftman · « **Reply #60 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:20:13 pm »

Avast, who be thar?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #61 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:20:38 pm »

Banana

Swiftman · « **Reply #62 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:24:27 pm »

Banana who?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #63 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:25:00 pm »

Knock knock.

Swiftman · « **Reply #64 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:26:47 pm »

*gives a glare to Lazlo*

Don't I know that damn joke well enough...

Well, why was the blonde's belly button hurting?"

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #65 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:28:04 pm »

Why's it hurt?

Swiftman · « **Reply #66 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:28:42 pm »

Her boyfriend was blonde too. *BA DUM CHEE*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #67 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:30:29 pm »

>< That one hurt, Swift. Lame as it gets.
Okay, but here's the best joke ever, a professor and his assistant are mixing negatively charged isomeres with positivly charged hydroxyl ions, when the assistant asks, 'Professor, what if the isomeres reject the polar charge of the hydroxyl ions?' And the professor responds, 'That's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!

Swiftman · « **Reply #68 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:32:22 pm »

Pheh. I'll start to bring out the Karr jokes.....

A pregnant girl walks into a psychiatrists office.
"Sit down." he said, pointing to his little couch thing.
The pregnant girl lays on her back on it, and starts: "Well, it all started like this....."

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #69 on:** October 20, 2005, 01:33:55 pm »

XD
A man walks into a doctors office with a carrot in one ear, a potato in the other, and two peas up his nose, he says, 'Doc, what's wrong with me?' and the doctor responds, 'You're not eating properly.'
BUDUMCHA!

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #70 on:** October 20, 2005, 03:44:04 pm »

"You know, I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Swiftman · « **Reply #71 on:** October 20, 2005, 03:44:53 pm »

XD XD

A man walks into a psychiatrists office.
"Doc, I can't sleep! All I can think about are wig-wams and teepee's!"
The doctor says: "You're too tense."

[say that out loud if yo're going lawl, I dun geddit]

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #72 on:** October 20, 2005, 03:45:51 pm »

CJMErl: I get it! XD

Swiftman · « **Reply #73 on:** October 20, 2005, 03:48:52 pm »

A mechanic goes into a psychiarists office.
"I think I have an obsession, doc." He said.
"Set yourself on the couch and we'll talk about it."
The mechanic goes on his back and pulls himself under the couch.

Kasai Falconi · « **Reply #74 on:** October 20, 2005, 03:53:16 pm »

Quote from: "Swiftman"

XD XD

A man walks into a psychiatrists office.
"Doc, I can't sleep! All I can think about are wig-wams and teepee's!"
The doctor says: "You're too tense."

[say that out loud if yo're going lawl, I dun geddit]

Lawl, eye dun geddit