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« on: July 18, 2005, 05:01:34 pm »
@Pirate: Your not in the story....yet. It will only be a matter of moments now.
"Well, since you asked, my story is....well....a little disterbing." Skull was obviously a little embaraced. "When I was a little kid, my friends and I used to go sleding in the cemetary that's a block from my house. They had this reeeeaaaaaallllly big and totaly sweet hill there that was totally tombstone free. It was great. We would slide down that hill soooooooo fast. *sigh* Those were the days. But I digress. So, one time, as we were going there, We noticed a little ditch in the hill that wasn't there before, we decided to use it as a ramp on that hill. My job was to try it out first, because everyone else was too scared. So I'm going down this hill see...watch the road will ya! Anyway, I going down this hill and I hit the bank of the ramp, but I wasn't going fast enough so I fell inside."
Skull pauses for a moment and reflects.
"Anyway, I fell inside, and my friends started pelting me with snow balls, so I reached down to through one back. I wanted an Ice ball, because, well, I was feeling a little angry with them, so I wanted to give them a bit of a jolt. I reached down and grabbed something hard. I picked it up and lobbed it at them. I missed horribly, but when one of them went to throw it back, he saw it and just screamed his head off. It was a human skull."
Skull stops for a moment, the car was silent, nobody said anything.
"Well you asked."
The car continued along, they were almost past Skull's house when it ran out of gas.
Swift, looking a little disapointed, "Damn, we're out of gas."
Trigger said, unhappily, "Well, we better get out. Move it bone head"
"Knock it off tubby." Growled Skull.
"HEY!!! NO BODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!!"
"You wanna fight? Bring it on!"
"Yeah, I'll take a peace of ya!"
"Come on Tubby Tubby Tubby, come on!"
"Thats it feak, take this!"
Trigger belts Skull accross the jaw. Skull then rushes Trigger into the ground, but Trigger gets a quick shot at Skull's crotch and he's down for the count.
Morrigan, "Boys, knock it off."
Trigger, "Well he started it!"