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General Games / Jazz Jackrabbit
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:45:07 pm »
Man, I wish I could download the soundtrack somewhere.
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General Games / Jazz Jackrabbit
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:37:51 pm »
The first was a dos game...and also shareware. BUT MAN IT WAS GREAT!!! I used to have the origional, but I think the disk got corrupted somehow.
There is supposed to be a GBA version, but....I don't know anything about it.
Oh and for PC there, it is a side scrolling 2D shooter that involves blasting reptiles who have kidnapped your hot rabbit girl friend and now you are mad as hell and your not gonna take it any longer.
There is supposed to be a GBA version, but....I don't know anything about it.
Oh and for PC there, it is a side scrolling 2D shooter that involves blasting reptiles who have kidnapped your hot rabbit girl friend and now you are mad as hell and your not gonna take it any longer.
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General / t3h f3(|<i|\| 5\/\/334|\|355
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:34:48 pm »
Heh...*somebody actually wants another?*
Ahem, hoookay.
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ah yeah, well, your all a bunch of morons.
Yeah, yeah, you like a little abuse heh?
Well, you guys are sooooo stupid and ugly, that if there was a stupid and ugly contest, you'd all lose, or win. Which ever is funnier.
*gets nuked by angry audience.*
Ahem, hoookay.
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ah yeah, well, your all a bunch of morons.
Yeah, yeah, you like a little abuse heh?
Well, you guys are sooooo stupid and ugly, that if there was a stupid and ugly contest, you'd all lose, or win. Which ever is funnier.
*gets nuked by angry audience.*
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General / t3h f3(|<i|\| 5\/\/334|\|355
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:29:04 pm »
I always wanted to make an impression.
Audience:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Audience:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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General / t3h f3(|<i|\| 5\/\/334|\|355
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:22:49 pm »
I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!
Nukes Canada.
Oops, what that a bad choice?
Nukes Canada.
Oops, what that a bad choice?
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General Games / Jazz Jackrabbit
« on: July 19, 2005, 04:57:44 pm »
Has anyone else played this totally sweet game and its two expansions and its sequal or any of the things I mentioned in any combination?
Anybody?
Anybody?
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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 19, 2005, 04:41:12 pm »
"Mmmph!!! Guh!!! AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!" Skull pushes off Morrigan, then riggles his head out of Swift's head lock. "Idiots! We cant stop them here. We gotta leave before the find a way ovOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!"
Morrigan punches Skull in the gut again.
Lazlo, finally saying something. "He's got a point. We better run for now. It sounds like there are a lot on the other side of this fence."
Suddenly, yelling is heard from down the street. Tigger, Lazlo, Swift, and Morrigan turn there heads to look. At that moment, Skull escapes from Swift and runs back about 20 feet, keeping his eyes on the two. He stood there rubbing his shoulder. The screaming continues, but got quickley louder. A little Mexican kid, about Swift's age come running down the street at a break-neck speed.
"Oh crap oh crap oh crap. You! Over there, are you zombies?"
Lazlo, rolling his eyes. "Last time we checked, no."
"Good, I though you looked different. We gotta hide. IT'S coming."
Trigger, finally lowering the gun. "It? What it?"
"Man, you don't want to know."
Skull, with still a bruised ego, "Look, my house is over there, we can hide there for a while. But not long. We can only go to the attic. No where else is safe."
"Sounds good to me, but we better hurry."
Swift, "Alright, lets go. By the way, I didn't get you name."
"Well, I'm Toni Cortez, but people just call me "Red"."
"What kind of nickname is Red?"
"Man, I don't know, lets just get outta here."
Morrigan punches Skull in the gut again.
Lazlo, finally saying something. "He's got a point. We better run for now. It sounds like there are a lot on the other side of this fence."
Suddenly, yelling is heard from down the street. Tigger, Lazlo, Swift, and Morrigan turn there heads to look. At that moment, Skull escapes from Swift and runs back about 20 feet, keeping his eyes on the two. He stood there rubbing his shoulder. The screaming continues, but got quickley louder. A little Mexican kid, about Swift's age come running down the street at a break-neck speed.
"Oh crap oh crap oh crap. You! Over there, are you zombies?"
Lazlo, rolling his eyes. "Last time we checked, no."
"Good, I though you looked different. We gotta hide. IT'S coming."
Trigger, finally lowering the gun. "It? What it?"
"Man, you don't want to know."
Skull, with still a bruised ego, "Look, my house is over there, we can hide there for a while. But not long. We can only go to the attic. No where else is safe."
"Sounds good to me, but we better hurry."
Swift, "Alright, lets go. By the way, I didn't get you name."
"Well, I'm Toni Cortez, but people just call me "Red"."
"What kind of nickname is Red?"
"Man, I don't know, lets just get outta here."
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General / Hey nigz, I'm back.
« on: July 18, 2005, 07:38:48 pm »
Welcome to the Painfull Acres, where are moto is....
WHATCH YOUR FRIGGEN BACK!!![/size]
WHATCH YOUR FRIGGEN BACK!!![/size]
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General / t3h f3(|<i|\| 5\/\/334|\|355
« on: July 18, 2005, 07:36:15 pm »Quote from: "Trigger"
Should keep things moving, seeing as me, Skull and Lazlo supply the Crazy.
Indeed.
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Nah, I got nothin.
But its always good to see new people. Even if I am new here myself. *looks about in confusion* It seems like DriftImeanTrig already made a legacy for me here. *sigh* I shant not dissapoint you.
By the way, you know what?
Kevin Sorbo IS Hercules.
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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 18, 2005, 07:23:16 pm »
There is a sudden loud beating on the wooden fence behind them. This is the fence that seperates them from the neigborhood and the cemetary.
Trigger cocks the gun. "This could get rough."
Skull, "Oh f___ oh f___ oh f___ oh f___ not again not again, why why why why WHY!!!!"
Trigger, with a cold and stale face, still pissed off about the fat remark. "Somebody shut this moron up."
Trigger cocks the gun. "This could get rough."
Skull, "Oh f___ oh f___ oh f___ oh f___ not again not again, why why why why WHY!!!!"
Trigger, with a cold and stale face, still pissed off about the fat remark. "Somebody shut this moron up."
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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 18, 2005, 05:01:34 pm »
@Pirate: Your not in the story....yet. It will only be a matter of moments now.
"Well, since you asked, my story is....well....a little disterbing." Skull was obviously a little embaraced. "When I was a little kid, my friends and I used to go sleding in the cemetary that's a block from my house. They had this reeeeaaaaaallllly big and totaly sweet hill there that was totally tombstone free. It was great. We would slide down that hill soooooooo fast. *sigh* Those were the days. But I digress. So, one time, as we were going there, We noticed a little ditch in the hill that wasn't there before, we decided to use it as a ramp on that hill. My job was to try it out first, because everyone else was too scared. So I'm going down this hill see...watch the road will ya! Anyway, I going down this hill and I hit the bank of the ramp, but I wasn't going fast enough so I fell inside."
Skull pauses for a moment and reflects.
"Anyway, I fell inside, and my friends started pelting me with snow balls, so I reached down to through one back. I wanted an Ice ball, because, well, I was feeling a little angry with them, so I wanted to give them a bit of a jolt. I reached down and grabbed something hard. I picked it up and lobbed it at them. I missed horribly, but when one of them went to throw it back, he saw it and just screamed his head off. It was a human skull."
Skull stops for a moment, the car was silent, nobody said anything.
"Well you asked."
The car continued along, they were almost past Skull's house when it ran out of gas.
Swift, looking a little disapointed, "Damn, we're out of gas."
Trigger said, unhappily, "Well, we better get out. Move it bone head"
"Knock it off tubby." Growled Skull.
"HEY!!! NO BODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!!"
"You wanna fight? Bring it on!"
"Yeah, I'll take a peace of ya!"
"Come on Tubby Tubby Tubby, come on!"
"Thats it feak, take this!"
Trigger belts Skull accross the jaw. Skull then rushes Trigger into the ground, but Trigger gets a quick shot at Skull's crotch and he's down for the count.
Morrigan, "Boys, knock it off."
Trigger, "Well he started it!"
"Well, since you asked, my story is....well....a little disterbing." Skull was obviously a little embaraced. "When I was a little kid, my friends and I used to go sleding in the cemetary that's a block from my house. They had this reeeeaaaaaallllly big and totaly sweet hill there that was totally tombstone free. It was great. We would slide down that hill soooooooo fast. *sigh* Those were the days. But I digress. So, one time, as we were going there, We noticed a little ditch in the hill that wasn't there before, we decided to use it as a ramp on that hill. My job was to try it out first, because everyone else was too scared. So I'm going down this hill see...watch the road will ya! Anyway, I going down this hill and I hit the bank of the ramp, but I wasn't going fast enough so I fell inside."
Skull pauses for a moment and reflects.
"Anyway, I fell inside, and my friends started pelting me with snow balls, so I reached down to through one back. I wanted an Ice ball, because, well, I was feeling a little angry with them, so I wanted to give them a bit of a jolt. I reached down and grabbed something hard. I picked it up and lobbed it at them. I missed horribly, but when one of them went to throw it back, he saw it and just screamed his head off. It was a human skull."
Skull stops for a moment, the car was silent, nobody said anything.
"Well you asked."
The car continued along, they were almost past Skull's house when it ran out of gas.
Swift, looking a little disapointed, "Damn, we're out of gas."
Trigger said, unhappily, "Well, we better get out. Move it bone head"
"Knock it off tubby." Growled Skull.
"HEY!!! NO BODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!!"
"You wanna fight? Bring it on!"
"Yeah, I'll take a peace of ya!"
"Come on Tubby Tubby Tubby, come on!"
"Thats it feak, take this!"
Trigger belts Skull accross the jaw. Skull then rushes Trigger into the ground, but Trigger gets a quick shot at Skull's crotch and he's down for the count.
Morrigan, "Boys, knock it off."
Trigger, "Well he started it!"
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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 17, 2005, 02:36:48 pm »
Skull, with hate written all over his face, "We can't stay here, not even for the night. Besides, I know where we need to go. I must have been stupid for not thinking of it before. We will need to go accross town and cross the I-74 bridge over the river. It will take us by Arsenal Island, you know, the government facility that has been on the brink of being moved to Texas. If we can get there, we can get help. The government will know what to do. So, what do you think. We need to leave now. Plus, I know a few shortcuts around that end of town."
Skull then sits back and waits for a response.
Skull then sits back and waits for a response.
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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 17, 2005, 01:43:53 pm »
"Well, the bodies over here have been cleaned out and the window are blocked pretty good. Now, lets..."
Crash
There is a sound like crates falling over in the back.
"Oops, must have missed a few boxes. You guys stay here, I'll handle it. There shoudn't be anymore zombies around here."
Skull walks into the back room, where he parked the forklift, and notices that he accidentaly must have knocked something over that knocked something over that caused some crates in a dark corner to tip over and spill out. On the ground lays several chickens, with the heads still on. It must have been a refrigerated crate.
"Well, guess I better clean this up."
Just then, the birds on the ground start to twitch and try and move on there footless legs.
"You got to be kidding me. HEY GUYS!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!!"
Crash
There is a sound like crates falling over in the back.
"Oops, must have missed a few boxes. You guys stay here, I'll handle it. There shoudn't be anymore zombies around here."
Skull walks into the back room, where he parked the forklift, and notices that he accidentaly must have knocked something over that knocked something over that caused some crates in a dark corner to tip over and spill out. On the ground lays several chickens, with the heads still on. It must have been a refrigerated crate.
"Well, guess I better clean this up."
Just then, the birds on the ground start to twitch and try and move on there footless legs.
"You got to be kidding me. HEY GUYS!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!!"
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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 17, 2005, 01:27:26 pm »
Looking disapointed, "Sorry, were out of crates, but we....YOU FOOLS!!! Throw those bodies outside! The smell of death will only attract more."
Skull then bends over to grab one of the dead corpses, but stops for only a moment. He recognizes it as one of his old friends, Nick. Then, shaking his head, grabs the body by the legs and rolls it out the window.
"Hey, Trig, that's your name right? Give me a hand. After this, we might wont to clear out the deli. All the meats and cheeses will only bring more zombies. Anything rotten must be removed."
Oops, I should add a bit about my character....my self. Some of you recognize Skull from the previouse year of High School. He was an older classman that graduated the year before. You've seen him, but you don't really know alot about him.
-Knows how to drive and handle large machinery, but can't really repair anything
-long, lanky arms and legs make him fast, but make him very clumsy
-Occasionaly comes back from college to help out his folks and get a job back home, which is the only reason why he is here at Krogers.
Skull then bends over to grab one of the dead corpses, but stops for only a moment. He recognizes it as one of his old friends, Nick. Then, shaking his head, grabs the body by the legs and rolls it out the window.
"Hey, Trig, that's your name right? Give me a hand. After this, we might wont to clear out the deli. All the meats and cheeses will only bring more zombies. Anything rotten must be removed."
Oops, I should add a bit about my character....my self. Some of you recognize Skull from the previouse year of High School. He was an older classman that graduated the year before. You've seen him, but you don't really know alot about him.
-Knows how to drive and handle large machinery, but can't really repair anything
-long, lanky arms and legs make him fast, but make him very clumsy
-Occasionaly comes back from college to help out his folks and get a job back home, which is the only reason why he is here at Krogers.