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« Reply #165 on: October 24, 2005, 12:19:40 am »
Quote from: "Kasai Falconi"
GASP!!!! *smakes yamino*
>.>
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Thanks ^-^


Well, we love them
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« Reply #166 on: October 24, 2005, 12:20:50 am »
NO!
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« Reply #167 on: October 25, 2005, 03:09:19 pm »
Saddam Hussein and his chafeurr<huked on foniks wurkd 4 mi> were driving down the I-69 out of Baghdad before the war, when suddenly this pig runs in front of the limo.  The pig was killed instantly, so Saddam orders the driver to go to the nearby farmhouse and apologize to the pig's owner.

Three hours later, the driver staggers drunkenly back into view, his clothes completely disheveled, A bottle of wine in one hand, a cuban cigar in the other, and an enormous grin on his face.

Saddam:  What the hell happened to you?

Driver:  Well, the farmer gave me this bottle of wine and this cigar, and his wife and 21 year old daughter made mad, passionate love to me.

Saddam:  What did you TELL him?

Driver:  I said, "Hello, I am Saddam Hussein's driver, and I have just killed the pig."





Hope this one works for you all.
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« Reply #168 on: October 26, 2005, 02:59:00 am »
What kind of social calenders to TPHers have?

Year at a glace.
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« Reply #169 on: October 26, 2005, 02:04:07 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
What kind of social calenders to TPHers have?

Year at a glace.


For me, b-day, drinking, 4th of July, more drinking, Labor Day, water-skiing in there somewhere (probably after I've been drinking), more drinking, Drunken Halloween massacre (I gotta get the costume prepped), Passing out in my Thanksgiving turkey drunk, A case of Budwiser for Christmas, the drunken revelry of New Years, and we start it all over again with the king of all drunken idiot gatherings, Mardi Gras!  (Guess what I do at THOSE parties?)
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« Reply #170 on: October 26, 2005, 02:07:04 pm »
You forgot the best holiday ever! Cinco De Mayo! Celebrate us Mighty Latinos!
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« Reply #171 on: October 26, 2005, 02:20:06 pm »
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You forgot the best holiday ever! Cinco De Mayo! Celebrate us Mighty Latinos!


Damn, I fuggin' knew I was forgetting a holiday for the last 6 years!  Thanx Lazlo, owe you.
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« Reply #172 on: October 26, 2005, 02:32:25 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
What kind of social calenders to TPHers have?

Year at a glace.


Next year, let's look at KS' 2006

January-

1.NEW YEARS DAY OMGWTFBBQ!?
6.Younger brother's birthday
7.Grandma's birthday
...done here...


February-

14. Remind me why I put this here...
29.LEAP DAY...or something
...done here....

March-
7-12.This is the genral time we have to take the FCAT...joy..
17.*pinch*
13-17 SPRING BREAK ^_^
....done here.....

April-
1.NYAHAHAHHAHA! APRIL FOOLS!
....done here.....

May-

23.Last day of school! YES! ^_^

June-
5-30. Summer school...hooray for high school credits...
19.Yay! My 15th birthday!

July-
4.Independence day!

August-
8-9.NO!!! SCHOOL STARTIGN AGAIN!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

September-
First Monday-Labor day fro teh win
30.Mom's birthday

October-
21. Brother's birthday
31.Halloween, if I even do anything next year

November-
4th Thursday-Thanksgiving

December-
11.Dad's birthday
24.Christmas Eve!
25.Christmas!!!
31.New years day.


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« Reply #173 on: October 26, 2005, 02:36:45 pm »
Quote from: "KingSpider"
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
What kind of social calenders to TPHers have?

Year at a glace.


Next year, let's look at KS' 2006

January-

1.NEW YEARS DAY OMGWTFBBQ!?
6.Younger brother's birthday
7.Grandma's birthday
...done here...


February-

14. Remind me why I put this here...
29.LEAP DAY...or something
...done here....

March-
7-12.This is the genral time we have to take the FCAT...joy..
17.*pinch*
13-17 SPRING BREAK ^_^
....done here.....

April-
1.NYAHAHAHHAHA! APRIL FOOLS!
....done here.....

May-

23.Last day of school! YES! ^_^

June-
5-30. Summer school...hooray for high school credits...
19.Yay! My 15th birthday!

July-
4.Independence day!

August-
8-9.NO!!! SCHOOL STARTIGN AGAIN!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

September-
First Monday-Labor day fro teh win
30.Mom's birthday

October-
21. Brother's birthday
31.Halloween, if I even do anything next year

November-
4th Thursday-Thanksgiving

December-
11.Dad's birthday
24.Christmas Eve!
25.Christmas!!!
31.New years day.


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Any alchohol involved in any of it?If so, I want pics of Spring Break!
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« Reply #174 on: October 26, 2005, 02:53:00 pm »
FCAT, ouch... worst of the worst in standardized testing...
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« Reply #175 on: October 26, 2005, 03:03:12 pm »
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Any alchohol involved in any of it?If so, I want pics of Spring Break!


Um...

Quote from: "KingSpider"
19.Yay! My 15th birthday!



I'm assuming that's enough info to answer your question.

And yes Lazlo, FCAT sucks.
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« Reply #176 on: October 26, 2005, 03:08:04 pm »
My 15th birthday involved tons of beer.


For my parents.
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« Reply #177 on: October 26, 2005, 03:09:51 pm »
Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"
My 15th birthday involved tons of beer.


For my parents.



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« Reply #178 on: October 26, 2005, 03:35:20 pm »
My year at a look?


January-
1st: new years. Yippe skip, last eyars was awful, alone for 48 hours straight...
6-10: somewhere in between here school starts again after my favorite holiday span....
nothing else...

Febuary-
8: OOOOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhhh...... FARIS TURNS 16!
14: Used to hate this day, but DAYM I'm looking forward to it.
anything else? nope

March-
Not a damn thing. ONWARDS!

April-
1: April fools. watch thy computers, Witness.....
15: The late Kagemitsu's birthday..... I'll make a small memorial....
18: the 23 birthday for my sister
19: second birthday for my uber cute niece! ^_^
not'in else

May-
19: IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY! [c'spt to s chosen few....]
then.....
Um.... boredom ensuing? Iunno. May is always boring for me.

June-
somewhere in here, SCHOOL'S OFF! RAWK

July-
1: Normally amongst the happiest day in the year for me, hopefully this year will be better....
27: Another day I shall remember....

August-
nothing nothin nothin....
29: 18TH BIRTHDAY! BOO YEAH! *cue Descent victory music*

September-
7: Something around here school starts. Yippe skip.
19: International TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Yaaarrr.....

October-
10: w00t for canadian thanksgiving! Lotza food, with many thoughts to go with them....
23: Kary's birthday. She turns 18 here. Then I may have legal rights on my side! *shot*
31: Um....... er...... what happens here? Oh yeah... FREE CANDY! ^_^

November-
1: My cousin's birthday. She lives in Louisiana, and I hope to get off a birthday email to her.

December- [NOW we're talking....]
1: my idiot brother's 25 birthday. I've been calling him old for years now, and this day won't be an exception.
14: Broom's birthday. Heh heh. Lucky 18 year old.
21: My dad's birthday.... he's around 43, I believe.
24: Christmas eve...... I love this day...
25: Christmas day, my favorite of every day.... And NOT just because of the presents.
26: Boxing day..... Me an Uncle Larry like to celebrate this with the literal term of the holiday. [get some big ol' winter mitts, and you're set.]







A year in the Swift, basically. More than likely I forgot a thing here or there....
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« Reply #179 on: October 26, 2005, 04:00:50 pm »
Ohh, this should be fun.

January
1st. New Years day, as well as Kasai's birthday. I'll likely spend this watching the ball drop as I do every year. Nothing of much note (Wait, that's between december 25 and Jan 8, something will be happening!)

February
This is the only month in Florida that is consistantly cold, so I spend some time outdoors during it.
8th. Faris turns 16. Shinanigans ahoy.
14. Dunno, probably nothing hap'ning

March
Erm... I think there's a holiday in here, but I could be wrong.

April
1th. April Fools day. Gonna read comics and see what pranks they pull
15th. The last tax day I won't have to worry about, as well as my father's birthday

May
5th. Cinco De Mayo. It's really just an excuse to celebrate, I think it's Mexico's Independance day or something
14th. 18th birthday... A day I shudder to think about (In case you haven't noticed, an adult is not something I want to be)

June
14th. Around this time something is happening.

July
1st. Canada Day. Oddly enough, I've been celebrating this for a few years, and always take time to visit with some friends (Slokunshialgo)
4th. Explosion day. My dad and I always have fun herein.
7th. Littlest sister's birthday.
29th. Day of mourning.

August
Idunno...
29th. Swift's 18th birthday. We'll have to go to a strip club or something. Oddly enough, most of my friends' birthdays are around this time.

September
I think there are a couple holidays in this month, but I don't celebrate them.

October
10th Canadian Thanksgiving. If you can't tell, I like celebrating other country's holidays.
15th Mamma Falconi's birthday. I'll try to spend the day with her. Around this time the adults in my family choose names for secret santa. Blech, I probably won't participate, because adult presents suck.
22nd One Year Anniversery of something special(And something else not so special).
31st. Halloween as an adult... Woo.

November
Sometime in this month (I'm too lazy to look at the calender) is Thanksgiving. I think it's on the 27th...

December
1st Krino's 11th birthday.
Hunnikuh is sometime in here. I'm not Jewish, but I like celebrations.
24th Big Christmas Eve party with my family. I love this party (See also: October 15th)
25th Christmas Day. Usually my parents take us all out to Busch Gardens, Tampa Bay. A fun time is had by all.
31st Close of another year. I do not look forward to the next one, as it will be my first full year as an adult.
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