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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 17, 2005, 11:53:15 am »
Still shaking

"It was horrible.  They came out of the cemetary.  By my house.  They came out in sworms.  One after another.  It was insane.  One hundred and fifty years worth of dead people, rising up, surrounding my house.  I couldn't take it.  I ran for my life.  Hacked and sliced my way through as many as I could.  I finally made it here.  But, but.....

Starts jibbering again.  Just sits on the floor, shaking.  Shock still in his system.

"I know what we can do."  Skull finally says.  "There are crates at the back of this store, and a fork lift.  I have stole the keys.  We can use that to move the crates.   Yeah, that'll work.  Come on!!!"

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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 17, 2005, 10:49:40 am »
The gang got inside the car, which was a '99 ford focus, not exactly a muscle car, but would definatley work for them.  The garage opens, and as luck would have it, there stood 3 zombies in the drive way.  The commotion apparently attacted them.  It was non other than the close neighbors, the Frazels.  There was Mr. and Mrs. Frazel, and there 8 year old son, Chris.  They were all zombies.

Without thinking, hardened by his previouse experiance, Trigger killed them all with 3 shots, deadly accurate, right in each of there foreheads.

Without saying anything, they pulled out of the driveway and drove down to Krogers, seeing hords of zombies destroying and vandalizing the variouse McDonalds and Pizza Huts that line the Main ST.  Avenue.

The arrive at Krogers.

A wisper, almost a chant, goes through the kids as the pull into the parking lot.  "Oh hell."

The parking lot is littered with dead shoppers.  And standing over the dead bodies, are more of the ghouls.  They don't seem to be dangerous at the moment.  They are to preocupied with there current meals to care about the kids.

Next to the door, they see what almost looks like a stack of bodies.

They enter Krogers.

The lights are off.  The power seems to have been cut.  It is strange that there are no bodies inside.  No noises either.

Trigger, "Well, lets get shopping.  And remember, stay on your guard."

The team splits up, each grabbing a cart and going to a different area of the store.

Morrigans checks out the produce.  Trigger wonders over to the cereal.  Lazlo goes to the snack foods.  And Swift bee-lines over to the frozen food.

As Trigger is looking at a box of Capn' Crunch.  A noise is heard above him, on the ceiling.

"So beast, those bodies weren't enough for ya eh?"

A dark figure drops down from the ceiling and, brandishing a 3 foot sword, prepares to strike.

"Looks like you will become  more food for you kind."

As the figure lunges forward, Trigger instinctively pulls out his gun and fires, but misses.  The shadow is fast and agile.  But the breaf light created by the gun reviels that the shadow is none other than Westley "Skull" Long.  He looked deranged and madened, but not a zombie.

"DIE DIE DIE!!!  JUST DIE CREEEEEEEEEEP!!!"

Skull swings down the sword, but just barely misses.  Giving Trigger the opportunity to elbow him in the face and knocking him down.

"Get.  Get away from me.  GET AWAY!!!  YOU WILL NEVER EAT ME!!!  You may have gotten my parents, dog, and younger brother, but you wont get me!!!"

Skull gets up off the floor and runs, but trips over a fallen bag of generic cereal.

"Owwwwww.  *sob*  Fine, eat me.  I have nothing left for anyway.  *sob*  DO IT!!!  Get it over with"

Skull just sits on the floor, sobbing, waiting for what he thinks will be his death.





NEW RULES!!!!
This is necessary because this story is becoming tooo awesome, and I don't want anybody to ruin it.  Okay, so this is actually more of a continue the story thing.  The only rule is that you have to be in the story, which is what everybody has done so far.  Great.

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General / Worf, son of Mohg
« on: July 17, 2005, 01:42:37 am »
All I gotta say is....

freaking sweet song clip

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General / My puppies?
« on: July 17, 2005, 12:56:34 am »
You should get a snake.  They only need to be fed once a month, and they like cats.  Heh heh. :twisted:

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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 17, 2005, 12:54:11 am »
So foolishly, Swift, Lazlo, Trigger, and Morrigan make there way down the hall, and down the stairs.

But they freeze halfway down the stairs and just look out the large windows that lead to the ground floor.

Swift, under his breath."My god, this most certainly isn't any reality show I've ever seen"

This few words were all that was needed to sum up the sight they saw outside.  Cars were overturned, and dead bodies of the students and faculty were layed out about the front of the school.  Stooped over many of the bodies were foul ghouls, much like the ones they just killed, devouring the dead bodies.  It took almost all of there might to keep down there lunch at the grusome sight.

"DAMN IT!!  Where the hell did I put that!"

An angry voice is heard down on the first floor.  The immeadiatly recognize it as the voice of there Biology teacher, Curtis Butterfield.

Trigger, in his typical laid back manner, "Hey, Butters sounds like he needs help, lets see what he wants."

The four creep down the stairs, were they see the bodies of at least a dozen zombies, dead, if you'll parden the pun, on the floor.  They then see Butterfield looking into a hole the wall.  It looks like somekind of secret cubbie hole.

"I knew I had it here somewhere.  If only I....Oh god, not more."

Butterfield turns upon the kids and is about to attack, but then stops.

"Oh, thank god your not more of them.  I already had to kill 10 of my students.  I was hoping not to have to kill more."  reaches into his socks and pulls out 4 7-inch hunting knives.  He is the only teacher at school allowed to legal carry weapons, for reasons still unclear.  "You need these for now.  I'm trying to find the gun I hid in the wall here, put someone seems to have already taken it."  *hands over the knives*  "Now, if you'll excuse me.."

"Wait!!!"  called Lazlo,  "We need to get to Trigger's house, could you get us a ride?"

frowing, "Your kidding.  You really want to go out there?  They'll tear you apart.  You wont stand a chance."

Morrigan, "Please, you need to help us."

"*sigh*, Fine, follow me, but stay close, we don't know how many more are in here."

Butterfield then leads the four kids to the school's garage.  The halls are dead silent along the way.  There appears to be no sign of anymore zombies, or survivors, inside the school.

"Okay, here we are, hop in."

Infront of them stands a GMC Jimmy, with an environmental liscence plate that says prym8 on it.  Your theries on the Hippie like tendancies of your teacher are confirmed, yet, the fact that he had knives and a gun at school still seems unsettling.

"Well, are we going or not?"

Everyone gets inside.  Slowly, that garage door opens.  The coast is clear.

"So, where do you guys want to go again?"

"My place."  Replied Trigger.

"Okay, hold on, I expect that this could get rough pretty soon here."

The doors suddenly lock, and the ignitionn is turned.  Death Metal is heard blaring out of the car stereo.

"Oops, heh heh."

Butterfield, with a nervouse look quickly turns off the stereo.

......

They are now on the road.  Halfway to Trigger's house, they come across a group of zombies.

Morrigan, shrieking, "NO!!! Not again."

Butterfield, "Hold on, this will be rough.  Very rough"

Without thinking, Butterfield plows through the zombies.  Crushing maybe 4 or 5.

"STOP!!!  There's my place!"  Called Trigger.

"You sure you want out?  I could take you a to a much safer place."

Swift,  "No, this is fine.  Thanks again Butters."

"...whatever"

The kids get out of the car, there are no zombies in sight, except for the pieces that are still stuck to the grill of the Jimmy.

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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 17, 2005, 12:04:50 am »
Well, that'll work this time.  That wasn't quite what I had in mind, but that does intruduce more of the story.  Thanks by the way, very indepth.

I was thinking more along the lines of letting the people play out there own individual rolls.  But actually, what you did was really good, and I think I like that better, just as long as nobody goes as far as to intruduce anymore new characters or events without asking first.

BUT MAN!!!!  That was friggin' sweet!!!  Now I will have to think about what should happen next.  I will get back to you on it.

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General / A final farewell to a friend
« on: July 16, 2005, 11:55:56 pm »
Having recently lost someon I had know and, well, loved for many years, just last week, I can understand what you are going through and how you must feel.

No, I did not know him, and I cannot say that I have, but from what I have heard about him, he was a very nice person.  And what our world needs today, is more people, who could be just as good of a person, as you dear friend, Kagemitsu.

Losing a someone you have known and cared for is a difficult thing.  But in time, as I am sure you have herd many times now, and if not, you will, the memories that bring tears now, will bring joy to you in the future.

I have said my peace, and I hope you will understand that, even though I never knew Kagemitsu, I still feel an obligation to give my respects.

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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 16, 2005, 11:33:54 pm »
Well, how I was hopping to get this to work is that I set up a series of events, and you respond with your reaction.  Like here, you have a choice of going out in the hall to look, or staying, or doing whatever the heck you want.  As long as it doesn't infringe on the main plot.

Kind of like an RPG of sorts.  I wont be in the story, at least, not yet.  I do live here.*the city in the story*

Remember, your at a school, so if you look around, you can find whatever you want, as long as it is something you would find at a school, right now, in a study hall class.

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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 16, 2005, 11:12:14 pm »
Hokay, we got three people.  Lets go.


Swift, Lazlo, and Trigger, groggily wake up, only to find the class room to be empty.  They are on the second floor, on the north east side of the building, so they can't see what is going on outside through the windows.

CRASH

They hear another breaking noise.  Sounds like someone is breaking glass in the hallway.




What do you do?

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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 16, 2005, 09:37:45 am »
@Lazlo:  I have never even played a Resident Evil game, but this whole thing was based off of a conversation I had with some of my friends one night, who all of which happen to avid Resident Evil fans.  I mostley came up with the back story bassed on such great movies as Night of the Living dead, and Revenge of the Living Dead, and Shaun of the dead.

OH and by the way, you can by Peter "Lazlo" Falconi.

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General / Residen Evil: Moline
« on: July 15, 2005, 07:44:42 pm »
This is a game/story I started on Megaman the Legend.  But sence there are soooooo few people, I decided (thanks to a little hint by Drifter aka Trigger) to move it here, so here is the intro, as it is on MMtL.

A Resident Evil story, taking place in my home town of Moline. That about sums it up...oh, and you, thats right, YOU can join along as an active member of my hometown. Enjoy.


It was a hot and sticky mid May day at the Moline High School, in Moline, Illinois. The sky was overcaste, and there was a slight breeze in the air. It is 10:30 am on a Wednesday, and all the students are in class.

It is then seen that the principle of the school, Principal Keller, is walking the halls, looking for kids who might me skipping class. He suddenly comes accross Dane Madson, a kid with a record of truency and all around delinquency. He was slumped down in a corner, asleep, with headphones blaring in his ears.

"All right, up now. Your late for class." Barked the principal.

But Dane did not seem to hear him.

"I said, UP!! Or you get a detention."

Still no response.

"I said UP you lazy brat."

He then goes and twists the kids ear in order to get his attention, but just then, the kids ear twists right off.

"What in the name of..."

Dane then looks up at the principal, his eyes pale and glazed over. It is also seen that his mouth is caked with blood, and where his lips should be, are nothing but an angry grin as his teeth show through. It appears that he has bitten off his own lips.

"Oh, my lord."

Before Dane can do anything else, the Principal runs off and into the main office, where he calls for all the students to leave the building immediatley.

In a matter of moments, the students flee the building, but stop short as the see what looks like a mob gathered outside the school. Before anyone could react, the mob moved in on the students and faculty.

No one survived.

Or so we think.

It appears that the "good" students of Mr. Lindour's 3rd period study hall had fallen asleep and were abandoned in the class. They alone seem to be the only survivors.

They doze on. Obliviouse of the horror that lurks just outside there school walls.

Suddenly, there is a loud crash, like the sound of glass being broken in the hall. The noise is so loud, that the students jump awake...


If you want to be a part, now is you chance to join in the story. You take on the roll as one of the several students in the study hall that survived. So, let the game begin.

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General / My puppies?
« on: July 15, 2005, 11:46:50 am »
Oh yeah, I also got another nice lil ol pet, behold.



for reasons I have yet to understand, I call her Spot, and she is about 10 years old.  She is a Leopard Gecko that I have had ever since she was a hatchling, and my, she has grown quite a bit since then.  Almost 8 inches long now.

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General / My puppies?
« on: July 15, 2005, 12:22:25 am »


His name is Oscar, and he is a toy wiener dog.  I know his real breeds name, but spelling it is too hard for me.  *too lazy*

Anyway, hes only 6 year old now, and he is a real goofball mcspazzatron.  I think he's probebly psychotic, but I still love the 8pound hair ball.

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General / JOIN THIS FORUM.
« on: July 15, 2005, 12:15:23 am »
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Well, who else would plug the Red Scooter Jerk more than his creator, SKULL!

by t3h way, if you are Skull, you're in Snowcraft. Just, FYI.


Gaaaah!!!  How did you guess.  Dumb luck I say.

by t3h way:  Cool.

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General / JOIN THIS FORUM.
« on: July 14, 2005, 06:01:12 pm »
Quote from: "Swiftman"
Lemme think... Skull? Draconis? Nightmare Zer0? Nova? I'M SO CONFUSED!

and the Red Scooter Jerk is t3h roxxorz


My true identity will remain a secret untill I otherwise wish to expose it.  Muah ha ha ha!!!

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