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General / LEZBIAN SEXCKZ
« on: November 10, 2005, 08:56:37 pm »
http://www.tampabays10.com/sports/sports_article.aspx?storyid=20844

Lesbian cheerleaders for The Panthers caught having sex in bathroom.

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy

AJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAJAJAAJAJAJAAA

FEISTA BIGOT

197
General / Some kids whent to see Chicken Little..........
« on: November 10, 2005, 08:53:43 pm »
..................and instead saw someone kill themself.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/363007p-309144c.html

^


Full story.

198
General / JNC, your trusty news source
« on: November 09, 2005, 11:37:10 am »
Z0MG THIS IS YAMINOMALEX REPORTING FOR JNC

THE SPACE SHUTTLE INTREPID IS SET TO LIFT OFF SHORTLY. IN THE MEANTIME, THE NEWS TEAM HERE AT JNC WILL ENTERTAIN YOU WITH SOME NEWS. BOOBS! YIPEEEEEEE!

DICKINSON SUED OMAROSA M. STALLWORTH IN A DEFAMATION LAWSUIT THE OTHERDAY ON JUDGE JOE BROWN. THE CASE WAS
SETTLED AND STALLWORTH OWED DICKINSON $10,003.77, ENOUGH TO COVER DICKINSON’S,OH HELL JANICE’S NEXT “COSMETIC” SURGERY. IN OUR OPINION, JANICE SHOULD SIMPLY WEAR A MASK OR SOME BAG OVER THAT MESSY MUG AND CALL IT A DAY,DA BITCH. SHAME SHAME SHAME

 THE WORLD’S “FIRST” SUPERMODEL (whatever) HAS (had) BRAGGING RIGHTS BECAUSE AFTER ALL, HE IS STILL A SUPERMODEL! LOWL!-ACTRESS BAI-LING, SUPERMODEL KIM ALEXIS, AND NEVER-SHOULD-HAVE-BEEN YOKO “OH-NO!” WENT ON A CONCERT TOUR TO ONE OF THE “-STAN” COUNTRIES IN ASIA. THEY SUCKED SO BAD THAT EVEN HE “-STANians” THREW WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AT THEM! ALL THREE VOCAL TRAINWERCKS MADE IT OUT ALIVE.

GRETCHEN BONADUCE, WIFE OF B-LIST CELEBRITY DANNY BONADUCE (OF “PARTRIDGE FAMILY” FAME, AND THAT’S BASICALLY IT…) WAS SENT TO CEDAR-SINAI HOSPITAL EARLY THIS MORNING BY THE THERAPIST, DR. GARRY. SHE WAS MUTILATED WITH SCAR AND STAB WOUNDS BY HER S.O.B., DIPOLAR, JUICED-UP, WASHED-UP, PATHETIC, OVER-BEARING, ALCOHOLIC

HUSBAND. “AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR HER, AND THAT DUMB BITCHWANTS TO LEAVE ME FOR DAVID CASSIDY?!” SAID THE DIRTY
MUDDDAFOCKER. WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO IS SUE HIS ASS FOR
SOME MONEY ‘CAUSE SHE IS TOO CUTE AND TO WARM-HEARTED
TO PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT!

 DANIEL BUNJUMP.’S SENTENCING FOR BEING A PAIN IN THE ASSWILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON; PROBABLY NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING-OR-IN GOVERNMENTAL NEWS, PRESIDENT BUSH WAS SHOT

IN THE LEG AT 3:04 AM THIS MORNING DURING A PROTEST. PROTESTERS INCLUDED COLIN POWELL, CONDIE RICE (YEP, CONDIE! NO SHIT SHERLOCK!), 3-6-MAFIA, LIL’ JOHN, CAREY HART, PINK, VIVICA FOX, AND MANY OTHER CELEBRITIES. HE MADE A RACIAL SLUR SOME WHERE IN THE TUNE OF, “MA! CHENEY! LAURIE! GET THOSE DIRTY FUCKERS OF MY LAWN!” THE RIOT STARTED AND CAREY HART MADE THE FIRST GUNFIRE. THE SENATE, NOW HEADED BY OPRAH, ISSUED THE PROTESTERS BRAND NEW AND FREE B.M.Ws.

ALSO,BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS.

STAY TUNED TO JNC, YOUR TRUSTY NEWS LEADER!

199
General / The new Batman cartoon sucks.
« on: November 08, 2005, 11:33:40 am »
If you've seen an episode, than I have allready proven my point.

200
General / Attention : Waterman sucks
« on: November 07, 2005, 10:29:09 pm »
I have immense hatred towards Bryan Waterman. The seris is dull and repetative, he can't think of his own ideas so he has to steal other peoples charcters and add in some lame jokes that were stolen from The Simpsons and Family Guy, and there you have a hippin jippin episode of Waterman. Not only that, but they guy dosen't fucking animate his own series yet he gets all the credit for doing everything.

Not only that, but when I talked to Chris Boe (Awesomeist Flash artist ever) he told me that Bryan mistreated him forcing him to work hellish deadlines and forcing him to relinquish music and art that rightfully belongs to Chris Boe.

Lastly... his forum plain sucks. Many members join only to have their avatars changed, posts edited and ultimatley accounts fucked with. Not only that but most of them are just plain idiots

I don't understand how Bryan gets away with this. He's living the easy life for pulling this crap off and and now he has a few TV deals going his way, WTF??

You can check out this evil site at www.watermanstudios.com

BEWARE THE SHOWER FAUCET THAT MOVED THE MOUNTAIN

201
General Games / XBOX 360 is destined to phail.
« on: November 06, 2005, 09:59:50 pm »


FACE IT

202
General / Websites that suck
« on: November 06, 2005, 03:37:16 am »

203
General / >==================(
« on: November 06, 2005, 01:29:07 am »
thefunkymonkey, nice job stealing one of my old avatars. Thanks, no seriously thanks.

P.S. : git ur pwn please.

204
General / IT'S A FEISTA
« on: November 05, 2005, 01:35:25 am »
FEISTA BIGOT

205
General / I don't hate you Swift ='(
« on: November 05, 2005, 01:18:36 am »
Stop hating me, Swift.

I was sarcastic, but I don't hate you.

I forgive you.

206
General / INTERNET
« on: November 04, 2005, 11:47:38 pm »
Bored, horny, lonely, or just plain have no life? Then the Internet wants you!

Sign up today to get a free t-shirt and a used condom.

207
General / MYSPACE IS LAME
« on: November 02, 2005, 11:22:41 pm »
Belive it.

208
General / 13373d
« on: November 02, 2005, 11:20:19 pm »


THAR

209
General / The Insanity
« on: November 02, 2005, 12:47:00 am »


feel it

210
General / This is bad
« on: November 01, 2005, 09:26:37 pm »
Fox is making a sequel to that God awful Garfeild movie from 2004.

Help.

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