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General / Happy New Year.
« on: December 31, 2005, 02:42:57 pm »
One more year gone... can ya believe it? '06 is up, and starts at midnight tonight. So, happy new year to everyone! Hope '05 was good, and I hope '06 is better.

Also, happy early b-day to Kas!

Anyone have any New Years resolutions?

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General / Stupid Foot...
« on: December 08, 2005, 09:59:23 pm »
Hey guys, I'm gonna be gone for a bit. My guess is that I'll be sitting on the couch, watching mutliple movies, cursing my foot, and thanking God for Perkaset.

It's just an ingrown toenail, so nothing major. However, it's still gonna be painful, and if you do see me online it's likely I'm not gonna be the happiest person around, but feel free to say hi, if you want!

In the mean time I will either not be here, or very quiet. I'll be back before long, don't worry about me. I just figured I'd let you all know what was goin' on in the world of Antha. If I don't talk to you guys before I go tomorrow, then I'll see ya when I get back!

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General / RENT!!!
« on: November 23, 2005, 10:19:43 pm »
As some of you know I'm a musical theater person. And, since one of my favorite musicals is Rent I am what is called a "Renthead!" So... being the Rent head that I am I went and saw it today.

The most inspiring musical on Broadway has now become the most exciting film in the theaters this Thanksgiving.

Rent, a movie musical is all about friendships, relationships, and losing the one you love. However, it is set in New York City 1989-1990, and it's the slums. So, there are drugs, strip clubs, and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome aka AIDS involved. But, just as a warning there are 2 gay men, and 2 lesbian women.

It has the original cast from when it frist opened on Broadway, except for two women (caracter names Joanne and Mimi). However, their replacements did an amazing job in the rolls they played, and deserve awards!

By now you're probably wondeing how someone could make a movie muscal out of what I've told you so far. Well, it's all Rock music, so none of it is like the old fashioned musicals. It's got electric guitars, bases, drums like no other, key boards, and some more orchestral instruments too. Mostly, however, it's rock.

I have to admit, I cried... hard, but it was sad. However, it was hillarious at the same time! However, be fore warned that there is bisexual kissing, not to mention swear words (but, I doubt you care about those). It's an emotional rollercoaster like you wouldn't believe!

I give it a 10 out of 10. The music was awesome, the acting incredible, and easily the best movie I've seen in a long time. My suggestion: GO SEE IT BEFORE IT LEAVES THEATERS!

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General / Fun With Google!
« on: October 26, 2005, 06:41:13 pm »
www.google.com (yeah, I know you know the link, this will save time)

When you get there type in: "failure," and hit "I'm Feelin' Lucky!"

Try it again with "French Military Victories," (and hit "I'm Feeling Lukcy!" again.)

Some of you have probably seen this before, but I still think it's funny.

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General / The Imposter TPH
« on: October 04, 2005, 06:14:33 pm »
TPH

I know what you're thinking. Just trust me, click the link, and read very carefuly.

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General / Bunnies
« on: September 22, 2005, 12:33:39 am »
That's right, and not just bunnies. 30 Movies Re-enacted by Bunnies! Right Here: www.angryalien.com
Here's a list of the bunnies current movies:

Alien
The Big Chill
The Exorcist
Freddy Vs. Jason
It's a Wonderful Life
Jaws
Pulp Fiction
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Scream
The Shining
Titanic
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I've seen them all myself, and can speak from experience they're hilarious. They aren't that big of files, even Swiftman could see them. They are way worth it. Check it out if you got a few minutes.

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General / The "END" Game
« on: August 30, 2005, 11:11:01 pm »
The entire world is about to be subjected to a violent nuclear war. (Nice goin' guys... you killed us all! *shot*) Scientists have devised a special protection chamber which will keep the occupants alive through this experience and is supplied with material to guarantee their happy survival in the future. The chamber has been designed to hold 12 people. Those who have been selected are as follows:

An accountant (Mexican)

The acountant's Pregenant wife.

A professor of teacher education

A professional basketball player (American Indian)

An intelligent beautiful prostitute

A black medial student

A famous novelist

A bio-chemist

A 70 year old priest (dying of cancer)

An armed policeman

A student women's lib advocate ((or, a woman who believes that women and men are totally equal))

A student male chauvinist ((or, a man who believes that men are better than women))

HOWEVER, at the last minute, the scientsts announce that only seven people can be safely life supported in the capsule. Decide which of the people above should be saved. You have to pick which 7 will survive. Say, which one's you'll keep and why.

If you're curious where I got this, it was my world studies class. No joke! It was hillarious! Anyway... who ya gonna save? If you have any questions post 'em, and I'll answer them ASAP. Enjoy!

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General / So, there's this guy in the middle of the desert...
« on: August 19, 2005, 03:07:27 am »
He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had
great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a
big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell
phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family,
his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few
friends had no idea he was out here.

He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out
and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now
that he'd paid attention to the sun and thought he'd figured out which way
was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go
about 30 miles or so and he'd be back to the small town he'd gotten gas in
last.

He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon
how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no
flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So,
he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication
later, brings an umbrella he'd had in the back of the SUV with him to give
him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle
in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a
cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the
direction he thinks is right.

He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's
been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied
the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels
sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket
is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some
ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to
it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and
whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst.

He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark.

By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures he's been
walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours.
That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the
town. But he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed
a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He
figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry
creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's
close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of
these hills, and that'll be all he needs.

As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things,
he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights.

Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back
up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars.

He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy
and his mouth and nose feel like they're full of sand. He so thirsty that he
can't even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He'd
forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn't noticed it the
night before because he'd been in his car.

He knows the Rule of Threes - three minutes without air, three days without
water, three weeks without food - then you die. Some people can make it a
little longer, in the best situations. But the desert heat and having to
walk and sweat isn't the best situation to be without water. He figures,
unless he finds water, this is his last day.

He rinses his mouth out with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He
waits a while after spitting that little bit out, to see if his mouth goes
numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in
his mind? He's not sure. He'll go a little farther, and if he still doesn't
find water, he'll try drinking some of the fluid.

Then he has to face his next, harder question - which way does he go from
here? Does he keep walking the same way he was yesterday (assuming that he
still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no
idea what to do.

Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction
he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat
to the left of that, and starts walking.

As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple
of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first,
and then stops. He starts getting worried at that - when you stop sweating
he knows that means you're in trouble - usually right before heat stroke.

He decides that it's time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He can't wait
any longer - if he passes out, he's dead. He stops in the shade of a large
rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly
swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry
and cracked throat that he doesn't even care about the nasty taste. He takes
another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle.
He figures that since he's drinking it, he might as well drink enough to
make some difference and keep himself from passing out.

He's quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him,
it kills him - if he didn't drink it, he'd die anyway. Besides, he's pretty
sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed
to make you sick - their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid
for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up, if it comes to that.

He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills,
dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water.
Sometimes he'll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever
moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds,
lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. He's
careful to stay away from the movements.

After a while, he begins to stagger. He's not sure if it's fatigue, heat
stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the
wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself, and keep
going.

After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He
knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUV - he remembers doing
donuts in it. Or at least he thinks he remembers it - he's getting woozy
enough and tired enough that he's not sure what he remembers any more or if
he's hallucinating. But he thinks he remembers it. So he heads off into it,
trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town.

He was heading for a town, wasn't he? He thinks he was. He isn't sure any
more. He's not even sure how long he's been walking any more. Is it still
morning? Or has it moved into afternoon and the sun is going down again? It
must be afternoon - it seems like it's been too long since he started out.

He walks through the sand.

After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesn't
remember any dunes when driving over the sand in his SUV. Or at least he
doesn't think he remembers any. This is bad.

But, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures
that he'll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from
there that helps him find the town. He keeps going up the dune.

Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third
time, and falls to his knees. He doesn't feel like getting back up - he'll
just fall down again. So, he keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees.

While crawling, if his throat weren't so dry, he'd laugh. He's finally
gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desert - crawling through
the sand on his hands and knees. If would be the perfect image, he imagines,
if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert
in the cartoons always had ragged clothes. But his have lasted without any
rips so far. Somebody will probably find his dessicated corpse half buried
in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shape -
shake the sand out, and a good wash, and they'd be wearable again. He wishes
his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it
hurts.

He finally makes it to the top of the sand dune. Now that he's at the top,
he struggles a little, but manages to stand up and look around. All he sees
is sand. Sand, and more sand. Behind him, about a mile away, he thinks he
sees the rocky ground he left to head into this sand. Ahead of him, more
dunes, more sand. This isn't where he drove his SUV. This is Hell. Or close
enough.

Again, he doesn't know what to do. He decides to drink the rest of the wiper
fluid while figuring it out. He takes out the bottle, and is removing the
cap, when he glances to the side and sees something. Something in the sand.
At the bottom of the dune, off to the side, he sees something strange. It's
a flat area, in the sand. He stops taking the cap of the bottle off, and
tries to look closer. The area seems to be circular. And it's dark - darker
than the sand. And, there seems to be something in the middle of it, but he
can't tell what it is. He looks as hard as he can, and still can tell from
here. He's going to have to go down there and look. (continued)

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General / *waves* HIIII!
« on: August 09, 2005, 12:08:59 am »
Hello there everyone! My name is Antha! I am new here. Jody refered me. I sound like a robot *smacks self in head*

That's better. Hi ya! This looks like a kickin' Forum. Jody's a friend of mine, refered to by another friend of mine, who I met on another forum, but it is doubtful you cared about any of that *deep breath* ANYWAY.

Yeah, so... I'm outta stuff to say, so... if you wanna add me to MSN please do! I always like talking to people! Anyway... holla back! Or... just say hi back to me... but you don't have to.

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