Author Topic: Uncyclopedia, with 100% less facts. (Read 9590 times)

Nightmare X · « **on:** November 15, 2005, 01:51:52 pm »

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Sanity:

Sanity does not exist. OH NOES LOLZORIt is a hopeless illusion of your mind. DFHGDGFThe opposite of sanity is insanity, which does exist, because what else would you be if you weren't sane? If you think you are sane, I suggest you seek professional help. You will be told that you are insane, as the only other option is that you are a water buffalo. DFGDF The vast mSHGFHGFDajority of water buffalo don't exist, either. And neither do potatoes. You're either sane, insane, or DSFGVa water buffalo / a potato / lost in the land of Zork / a banana / DSGBDGeorge DGHGFHW. BushDGDF / Jesus / a toothbrush / your article here. And you're quite definitely not sane, and the last option is much tooDV long to type ovBDFGer again (and my copy and paste buttons have died), FJHJFDGso you must be insane. Much like whoever wrote this Uncyclopedia article, who doesn't live in Alabama and hasn't killed anything recently.

Sanity, insanity, and water buffalo are not to be confused with randomness, which is DFBDa blue furry koala wiFDGHGFBth tuberculosis. (Or a blue furry koala with tuberculosis, in case you wanted it in oDFGFDne piece for some reason.)

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2005, 01:53:29 pm »

Spiffy.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2005, 02:09:13 pm »

But doesn't that mean that if you think you're sane, you're therefore insane, and therefore normal?

Nightmare X · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2005, 02:10:05 pm »

Ask the submitter of that article, I am not going to bother with the mechanics of time travel.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2005, 02:15:55 pm »

Sorry, I was just asking in general.

jv2k · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:14:04 pm »

this image makes the site awsome.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:31:50 pm »

I disagree.

jv2k · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:34:50 pm »

I disagree with your disagreement!
That picture is delicious looking...

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:38:19 pm »

I disagree with youur disagreeing with my disagreement!

...Just on principal.

jv2k · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:54:04 pm »

Pft, someday you will learn its batchin tasty.
*takes a bite of BBQ pickachu*
plus it rhyms!

protoman · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2005, 08:43:01 am »

i'm sorry, i just had to say that that site rules.

jv2k · « **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2005, 08:45:24 am »

O_O it posted!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2005, 10:43:00 am »

Protoman used to post a lot, he even used to have a quote of me in his signature..

jv2k · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:16:32 pm »

Well what happened then? Did the insanity drive him away or something?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2005, 12:30:02 pm »

No, I think he found the real world.