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Sophih

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« on: November 19, 2005, 12:23:45 am »
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IF FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
(A)A LIGHT COLOR
(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS
(C)A DARK COLOR

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
(A)SEDUCE THEM
(B)JUST CHILL
(C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
(A)RAINY
(B)THUNDERSTORM
(C)SUNNY
(D)CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
(A)STRAWBERRYS
(B)CHERRYS
(C)GRAPES
(D)PEACHES
(E)KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
(A)NIGHT
(B)DAY

6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
(A)FALL
(B)SUMMER
(C)SPRING
(D)WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?


8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?


9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
(A)ASTRO VAN
(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING
(C)PARK
(D)ON A AIR PLANE
(E)PARENTS ROOM
(F)ALL OF THE ABOVE

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
(A)SPRINT/NEXTEL
(C)VERIZON
(D)T-MOBILE/CINGULAR
(E)PAY PHONE
(F)CRICKET
(G)SUNCOM
(H)BOOST

11.PICK A ANIMAL
(A)LION
(B)LIZARD
(C)SNAKE

(D)MONKEY

12.PICK A TOPPING
(A)CHOCLATE SYRUP
(B)HONEY
(C)WHIP CREAM
(D)NUTS

13.WHICH WAY?
1. UP
2.DOWN
3.SIDEWAYS

NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========


***ANSWERS****
1.
A.LIGHT COLOR (4)POINTS
B.CHANGE COLORS (5)POINTS
C.DARK (4)POINTS

2.
A.SEDUCE THEM (5) POINTS
B.JUST CHILL (2)POINTS
C.SEDUCE THEN CHILL (4) POINTS

3.
A.RAIN (3) POINTS
B.THUNDERSTORM (5) POINTS
C.SUNNY (3) POINTS
D.CLOUDY (2) POINTS

4.
A.STRAWBERRYS (5) POINTS
B.CHERRYS(4) POINTS
C.GRAPES (3) POINTS
D.PEACHES (4) POINTS
E.KIWI (5) POINTS

5.NIGHT OR DAY?
DAY (3)POINTS
NIGHT (5) POINTS

6.
A.FALL (3) POINTS
B.SUMMMER (4) POINTS
C.SPRING (2) POINTS
D.WINTER (5)POINTS

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBORED?
HEADBORD (5)
NO HEADBORED (2)

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
LEO-5
VIRGO-5
SCORPIO-5
LIBRA-3
GEMINI-4
ARIES-3
CAPRICORN-3
CANCER-4
PISCES-5
AQUARIUS-4
TAURUS-5
SAGITARIUS-4

9.
A.ASRTO VAN (3) POINTS
B.ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING (4) POINTS
C.PARK (2) POINTS
D.AIR PLANE (5 POINTS)
E.PARENTS ROOM (5 POINTS)
F.ALL OF THE ABOVE (10 POINTS)

10.
A.SPRINT/CINGULAR (5)
B.VERIZON (4)
C.T-MOB./NEXTEL (3)
D.PAYPHONE(1 LMAO!)
C.CRICKET (2)
E.SUNCOM(3)
F.BOOT MOB. (4)

11.
A.LION (5)
B.LIZARD (3)
C.SNAKE (4)
D.MONKEY (3)

12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP(3)
B. HONEY (2)
C. WHIP CREAM (5)
D. NUTS (3)

13.
1.UP(2)
2.DOWN(3)
3.SIDEWAYS(5)

NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)

SCORES!!!!!

25-34= PRIESTS DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRAGE.

35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.

50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!***
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Kasai Falconi

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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2005, 12:30:46 am »
58^-^
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CJMErl / Yami CJMErl

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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2005, 10:05:56 am »
1 a (green / hazel)

2 c (assuming, of course, I ever GET a girlfriend... ;_;)

3 d (don't like bright, direct sunlight)

4 e

5 b (I was never a night person)

6 b (GAWD, I hate winter SOOOOOO much)

7 Yes (huh?)

8 Pisces

9 (Oh geez, I've never been asked this before...) a?

10 e (stupid Tracfone)

11 d (hehe...monkey...)

12 a (mmmmmmmm...chocolate...)

13 3 (I was always slightly off-kilter)

-RESULTS-

4 4 2 5 3 4 5 5 3 1(T_T) 3 3 5

TOTAL = 47

CJMErl: Aw nertz.  I was hoping for a higher score...

Yami CJMErl: Uhhhh...and exactly WHY is that?

CJMErl: O_o  Uhhhhh...  <_<;  ;>_>  No reason...
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Lazlo Falconi

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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2005, 10:09:27 am »
I got a 72...
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2005, 10:12:30 am »
CJMErl:  >_<  DAMN YOU, LAZLO!

Yami CJMErl: Settle down, CJ.  You're taking this awful personally...

CJMErl: <_<  >_> Am not.
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Lazlo Falconi

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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2005, 10:14:57 am »
Dude, I didn't actually take the test.
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2005, 10:20:35 am »
CJMErl: O_o Huh?

*checks first post again*

... :oops:

Yami CJMErl: Dumbass...
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2005, 10:23:26 am »
I got a 100, your test imploded on my freakiness.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2005, 10:32:02 am »
I got a 48, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2005, 05:34:54 pm »
Didn't really take it, since there isn't NEAR enough options [favorite weather? C'mon, where's the blizzard option?] But I may as well have gotten a 25-34, since that's what I'm doing anyways.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2005, 10:46:34 pm »
I'm not dead....just....not alive.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2005, 10:52:16 pm »
I took it out of boredom, but was completely truthful, and I got 54.
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