Author Topic: FATE FACTS (Read 9981 times)

Yaminomalex · « **on:** September 13, 2006, 05:57:05 pm »

Some stuff you may not know about our favorite forum member, Fate.

-Windowpanes make Fate horny.
-Fate’s favorite television program is Teletubbies.
-Fate’s favorite movie is The Piano.
-Fate things that Roger Smith wants to marry him.
-Fate believes that picking on 14 year olds and younger on the Internet will make his penis grow.
-Fate does not believe in gravity.
-Fate kills people with their own genitals.
-Fate once saw a big chocolate dick come out of his printer.
-Never’s Haven is a very gay website.
-Fate enjoys a good sodomy session every now and then with Zed.
-Fate was sexually abused by his father as a baby.
-Fate failed 1st Grade.
-Fate has a certified PhD in Fagology.
-Fate’s true form is too ugly to capture on film.
-Fate is a premature ejaculator.
-Fate drinks urine, because he believes that it’s Gatorade.
-Fate Started the totally untrue rumor that Elvis passed on.
-Fate’s best friends are himself, and his right hand.
-Fate is an admitted fan of yoai.
-Fate is also an admitted fan of anti-gravity dry humping.
-Fate thinks that New York is a dirty state.
-Fate believes he will become a Power Ranger is he licks an electrical socket.
-Fate thinks that tbrujrxcfasddgass.
-Fate desu desus. Even his desu desu desu desus. Even this desu.
-Fate is trying to contact Yamino’s ISP so he can’t use the Internet ever again.
-Fate was the original host of the AIDS virus.
-Fate's asshole is one centimeter wide.
-Fate trains dolphins inside the toliet.

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2006, 08:50:22 pm »

-Yamino spends too much time thinking of Fate.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2006, 09:03:26 pm »

Frog.

Faris · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2006, 10:17:56 pm »

Maybe Yamino loves him? ^^

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2006, 10:23:41 pm »

Actually, it's the other way around.

Bladegash · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2006, 12:36:23 am »

Hmm, can't be a googlism, must be some sort of mad lib.

Fate · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2006, 01:49:17 am »

Man, this is great shit. Yamino being retarded again.

Faris · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2006, 02:00:48 am »

Quote from: "Fate"

Man, this is great shit. Yamino being retarded again.

That's our Yamino!^^

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:52:33 am »

Quote from: "Fate"

Man, this is great shit. Yamino being retarded again.

k, please stop being so racist against asians and thier talking foodstuffs.

Also, Fate you little shit, if you think you're intimidating, you're wrong. If you think you can make your point stronger by insulting me, you're wrong again. Just because you know a lot of big and strong words and insults doesn't make you right.

Fate · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:07:54 am »

I didn't do anything to you after I suspended you for BREAKING THE RULES.

News flash, quit bitching because you knew it was coming. You start screaming here ' OH MY GOD YOU PISSED ME OFF NOW I'M GOING TO ANNOY YOU FOREVER ' well it's old.

Yamino, you're a hypocrite. You yell at me, curse at me, attempt to piss me off by spamming me, PMing me, and posting your stupid nonsense about me. You try to piss me off in everyway possible, and it only makes it worse because most of the time I ignore you or simply don't care. You think that i've done wrong, by suspending you, yet what would you call all the shit you're doing?

Now, I'm not intimidating at all, and I don't really care to be. I follow the rules, and I enforce them over at CJF. If you don't like the rules, well that's too bad- no one forces you to be there. Rules are there to keep people happy so when someone starts shit, there's a conformed method of how to deal with it. You've already been suspended enough to be banned. You continuously mock the admins, myself, Swift, Lazlo- and you think that because you're OMGYAMINO that you can do whatever you like. I'm not sorry to say that you're wrong, but I regret that I didn't get the chance to revoke your posting ability, that was an excellent move by one of the admins.

Now, I'm done talking about this. No good can come of this, only you getting more pissed off because I really don't feel the need to deal with your bullshit or respond anymore. Good luck with your decision on what to do.

Herb · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:54:28 am »

Quote from: "Fate"

I didn't do anything to you after I suspended you for BREAKING THE RULES.

News flash, quit bitching because you knew it was coming. You start screaming here ' OH MY GOD YOU PISSED ME OFF NOW I'M GOING TO ANNOY YOU FOREVER ' well it's old.

Yamino, you're a hypocrite. You yell at me, curse at me, attempt to piss me off by spamming me, PMing me, and posting your stupid nonsense about me. You try to piss me off in everyway possible, and it only makes it worse because most of the time I ignore you or simply don't care. You think that i've done wrong, by suspending you, yet what would you call all the shit you're doing?

Now, I'm not intimidating at all, and I don't really care to be. I follow the rules, and I enforce them over at CJF. If you don't like the rules, well that's too bad- no one forces you to be there. Rules are there to keep people happy so when someone starts shit, there's a conformed method of how to deal with it. You've already been suspended enough to be banned. You continuously mock the admins, myself, Swift, Lazlo- and you think that because you're OMGYAMINO that you can do whatever you like. I'm not sorry to say that you're wrong, but I regret that I didn't get the chance to revoke your posting ability, that was an excellent move by one of the admins.

Now, I'm done talking about this. No good can come of this, only you getting more pissed off because I really don't feel the need to deal with your bullshit or respond anymore. Good luck with your decision on what to do.

100% boo ya

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2006, 02:21:20 pm »

Quote from: "Fate"

Yamino, you're a hypocrite.

Thanks, dad.

Quote from: "Fate"

I am not a crook.

Liar.

And if you DIDN'T care you wouldn't even have gone to this forum in this first place to reply to this stupid topic, lolz.

berserkchip · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2006, 02:55:49 pm »

yamino,

I think your pretty funny and all, but fate is right. I can understand that your mad, but going off on a rant won't solve anything. trust me. I know from experience.

perhaps you should apologise and we can all be a big happy family again.

(the happy song plays in the background.)

Herb · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2006, 03:33:03 pm »

AND stop making pointless threads

"But theyre inside jokez lol"

I don't care, its not cool if you and maybe one other person gets it. Just keep it all in one big thread or some shit

Swiftman · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:25:48 pm »

Contrary to Lazlo, inside jokes nobody gets are not funny.

You are no excepttion to this.

TPH may have always been heavy on the spam, but ever since people adopted your style of spam, all manners of coherency and sense are lost. I know you can post competently, you just don't. Why, I haven't the foggiest, and it must make sense to you, but to the rest of us, the meaning is just lost, or annoying and ignored.