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« on: July 21, 2005, 09:23:38 am »
Some times I am inclined to think you're making it all up... And that's all I have to say about that.  :)
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2005, 04:29:07 pm »
No no, A natural assumption. It's fully natural to think that it's all an act. However, let's look at the facts.

Kary: A girl I've known all my life, since birth. She attands the same church as me, and almost all the same schools. (elementary I was alone for.) When she was 6 she learned that I could be hurt, and when she was 12 she learned that pieces of lumber make awesome weapons. Is in love with Broom.

Lacus: A girl I met this year, when I was in grade 11. She is supposed to be in grade 9, but is so unreally smart that she skipped two grades while younger. She was chased out of house and home from her parents, and she ran to my place. She now is my legal sister and has a room right beside mine. Currently is a little confused about things....

Broom: Met him in grade seven, has the historic mentioning of actually cementing us as a team. (third member and all) He has an avid interest in nuclear power and mechs, combining them both in his Warmech, his official mech. Broom plays a MEAN game of GUNSTAR HEROES, and we often call him the Broom Bomb while playing. An utter master at RTS games. Is in love with Kary.

Garland: Met him in eighth grade, also happens to be my cousin. He has incredible strength, weight and bulk. (not to be taken 'lightly'. XD) He plays football and rugby, and can forge medievil weapons and armor from a simple piece of iron. Was in love with Kayla, but she has left and he is a lonely man.

Kagemitsu: The late best friend of me, Kagemitsu was someone who was comepletely mute. He could make no sound, other than his wonderful whistling ad any physical means of hitting something. He was madly in love with Lacus, but now he can do nothing about it. He was sadly prematurely killed by falling down 30 steps of stairs. Was in love with Lacus.

Faris: Certaintly an oddball in the group (who isn't? XD) she has grown up having no experience ever in video games. The first time she played a game was when she watched him playing Descent, and she instantly fell in love with it. She pushed Swift to the side, asked for controls, and was playing like a natural. She is an oddball in the group by the fact that (yes, I have permission from her to say this) Faris is indeed a lesbian. (DUN DUN DUN!)

Swift: Someone who has heard that his ultimate niceness skills are unparalelled by anyone. He is nice to anyone he feels deserves his kindness, and protects his friends from those who would not be so kind. He has a calcavade of DOS games, plenty of windows CD games, and a reputation on the internet. Is in love with Sophih/morrigan.



So, Lazlo. Look at the facts. What isn't believeable about it?

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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2005, 04:32:35 pm »
Yes, what isn't believeable about that, Lazlo? How you could even ASSUME that, I don't know. Can't a really nice guy get good rewards? So his number of female friends finally surpassed his number of guy friends. Is there a problem with that?
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2005, 04:57:35 pm »
I dunno, still seems unrealistic to me....

But then again, I doubt everything I hear....so I don't count.
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2005, 05:06:01 pm »
Well, if it WAS made up, wouldn't I have more bisexual girls? Maybe a catgirl or two? Or do you doubt Morrigan's existence too?

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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2005, 05:08:54 pm »
If you want a fairy tale, you can do that.
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2005, 05:28:49 pm »
Well, really, I can't see what you guys doubt. It's all perfectly true, as I would know. *feels head wounds caused by Kary*

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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2005, 05:33:09 pm »
Why I don't believe? Becuase I've been showed no proof. And my Faith is all gone now adays....with few exceptions...
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2005, 05:34:25 pm »
Well, I can understand your doubt Trigger, but not Lazlo's, unless he thinks the same as you. I can't wait for a digital camera....

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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2005, 05:37:45 pm »
Sounds about right to me really.  Not speaking from personaly experience mind you, but I know a guy in about the same position.  I honestly don't see anything wrong here, and I'm the kind of guy who doubts his own existance.
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2005, 05:41:50 pm »
Thank you, Skull. Good to see at least one person, however unstable he may be, to see the truth about my good/bad life.

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2005, 05:52:38 pm »
Don't get it confused Swift. I may have said it was unrealistic. But never ONCE did I say I didn't believe you about it.

I may have lost most of what's left of my Faith, but I still have some left, I even said that.

Besides, what do you get out of lying to me? Nothing I'd guess....
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2005, 05:53:38 pm »
True, what do I have to gain about lying? Not just to you, Trigger, but to TPH in general. What's to gain?

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2005, 06:03:58 pm »
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Thank you, Skull. Good to see at least one person, however unstable he may be, to see the truth about my good/bad life.


Sweet, I'm unstable.  *tries to stand on one leg...then falls over*
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2005, 06:18:37 pm »
Well, Trigger says you can be serious, but I'vve only seen you like that once. However, I've seen Trigger serious quite a few times. Be more serious, less GIMME J00R MON3Y and stuff, and then maybe I should stop talking now before you take my money.