Author Topic: Happy 100th, Alberta (Read 13958 times)

Swiftman · « **on:** September 01, 2005, 11:40:24 pm »

Many of you don't know this.

I'm actually not very Canada proud.

DUN DUN DUN!

It's a true story.

I am FAR more loyal to my home province of Alberta. The main reason that I'm as Canada proud as I am is because Alberta is part of Canada.

Alberta has no debt, PLENTY of surplus money, a rapidly increasing in quality school system, better wages paid than other provinces, actualyl SANE politicians (this, peeps, is the biggest of all. Ralph Klein is better than your children [and Bush too.])

And, 100 years ago today, Alberta was established as an official province of Canada. 100 years ago today people, my home land and pride came into being.

Here's to another happy 100, Alberta. *stands and salutes*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #1 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:41:43 pm »

Happy Birthday Alberta. I love you. DONT LEAVE ME!!!!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #2 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:42:05 pm »

Cool, man! Alberta actually sounds cooler than America and Austrailia combined now!

Jehuty · « **Reply #3 on:** September 01, 2005, 11:42:59 pm »

Wooooooot!!! Hooray for Alberta!!!

Antha · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2005, 12:16:25 am »

*starts singing Oh, Canada, but changes the words to:*
Oh, Alberta... ummm... that's all I know. Crap... *note to self: look up words to Oh, Canada*

Well, congrats to your province Swift, and here's to another century.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2005, 12:19:15 am »

O Al-berta!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.

O Al-berta, we stand on guard for thee.

Antha · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2005, 12:26:34 am »

You win. Really, that's how it goes? Huh...*claps* Very nice singing too. I was in awe and stuff. Bravo.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2005, 12:32:29 am »

I'd run off to find a funny picture about this, but... you know. Kasai and all.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2005, 12:32:36 am »

I should record my voice and post it, thus making you regret that statement. I am a HORRIFYING TERRIBLE singer.

Jehuty · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2005, 12:32:50 am »

Yeah, it was great. I couldn't hear you singing, but it was still awesome.

Trigger · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2005, 12:34:08 am »

*from the back row* Nobody cares!! *bricked*

100 years, eh? Well, Happy Birfday, Alberta. But remember, Ohio still has a 100+ years over your head bitch, best RECONIZE. ;P

Swiftman · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2005, 01:05:26 am »

Ohio is t3h suxx! *shot* Ohio did spawn Drew Carrey though, and he made Whose Line, and that show rocks.

But.... YAY FOR ALBERTA! And yay for the awesome fireworks show that Kary and Faris are currently at!

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2005, 01:06:44 am »

Why aren't you there?

Swiftman · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2005, 01:13:44 am »

Cuz I can make my own fireworks, and I was dead tired and totally pooped from 12 hours of straight yard work. I wanted to sit in front of y computer, and.... I'm glad I did.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #14 on:** September 02, 2005, 01:16:48 am »

Well, thats good. Everyone needs a break every now and then.