Ok, lemme be serious for a moment.  Please leave, dammit.  If you were on the forum I moderate, you don't want to know what we'd do, besides banning.  We laugh at spammers like you.  I don't know about anyone else, but I laugh at spammers.  'Specially emo spammers who think they're funny.
Get on AIM, by the way.  I miss teh hawt secks we hda on teh internets ololoo