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« on: September 18, 2005, 12:56:44 pm »
I seriosuly have this problem. Everytime i try to laugh, my stomach hurts to to no end, and I begin coughing up blood. no joke, this is for seriosu.

Any advice anyone? i can't live life without laughing.  ='(

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2005, 01:16:30 pm »
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if this is true see a doctor NOW!
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2005, 01:31:35 pm »
See a doctor.

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2005, 02:17:47 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2005, 03:07:41 pm »
See a doctor. I suggest Dr. Pepper. [and not Dr. Swift]

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2005, 03:12:30 pm »
Dr.Pepper was a mad man, as his drink cures nothing!
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2005, 03:14:51 pm »
But it's damn tasty. You have to admit that.

And it was a joke that HAD to be made. I know it would have happened anyways.

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2005, 04:27:57 pm »
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See a doctor. I suggest Dr. Pepper. [and not Dr. Swift]


No, he's underquailifed to be a soft drink AND a doctor.

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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2005, 04:45:13 pm »
What, you mean Dr. Swift? That's me, if you couldn't tell. Only by Dr. I mean more like a psychologist sort of thing. Meet me on an IM convo, asking for some help, and I'll give it. [there are exceptions, like Endtype I wouldn't help at all, or TPHPlease {well..... MAYBE TPHPlease,s ince he did coin the ever popular phrase big disk shaped like a bird, and so long as it was an IM convo, and he kept his tongue clean.}]

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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2005, 07:03:12 pm »
Yeah, dude, see a doctor, because that means you have an ulcear. Or the gum desies GINGIVITUS*



*Not really, gingivitus doesn't do much to you except make your gums bleed. I'd know. Not like those lousy colds.

Actually, colds are good for you, and help your immune system fight of influence. Unlike those damn Canadians.

Canada sucks. </Family Guy>
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2005, 07:42:30 pm »
Heh I had Dr Pepper for the first time the other day.... let's just say it didn't go over so well.
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2005, 07:44:29 pm »
I'm sorry to hear that. Dr Pepper is almost all I eat anymore.
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2005, 07:54:34 pm »
You must be really unhealthy... especially since you can't eat a liquid...
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2005, 07:55:29 pm »
Dr Pepper, Drink a bite to eat.
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2005, 07:57:19 pm »
LOL XD ROFL