Author Topic: The War of TPH (Read 143057 times)

Swiftman · « **Reply #30 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:09:23 pm »

Grrr....

*unbolts the wallsin anger, opens the Pyro-GX cabin, rips Cortez and Kasai out, sets Kasai down and throws Cortez against the wall*

DON'T USE MY OFFICIAL SHIP ANYMORE! You still have my Faraday Cage, don't you? That mech I lent you to battle NMX? USE IT! And you couldn't pilot the Pyro-GX anyways, only certain people have that ability. [Lazlo, for one,but he has the Skiver still, which is MUCH more suited for luvin than the cramped Pyro-GX]

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #31 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:19:30 pm »

Lately I haven't been abe to pilot the Pyro-GX due to the vast questions I have about how it works.

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #32 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:25:57 pm »

*Uses Faraday to step on Lazlo and send him to his doom*

YAY.

*Celebrates by stealing Lazlo's wallet*

DOUBLE YAY.

*Steals his Sega Saturn and NiGHTS.*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #33 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:38:04 pm »

You can take my life, money and freedom, but YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY SATUUUURRRRRN!!! *Unloads ten million cans of whoopass on Cortez*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #34 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:39:29 pm »

It was a crappy clone!

*Drops Saturn and NiGHTS game gently and runs back to Faraday*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #35 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:42:43 pm »

*Has aready planted several thousand explosives in there* I'm ready to blow that up in 30 seconds if you do not buy me a new Saturn.

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #36 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:45:11 pm »

*Buys new Saturn*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #37 on:** September 20, 2005, 04:52:12 pm »

*Expodes Cortez anyway, because this is war*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #38 on:** September 20, 2005, 05:04:33 pm »

*The Narcissa takes a step to the right and accidentaly crushes the new Saturn*

Oops, was that a bad thing to do?

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #39 on:** September 20, 2005, 05:05:33 pm »

Yes.

I have 100000000000000000000 backup Saturns.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #40 on:** September 20, 2005, 05:06:49 pm »

*trys to walk, but trips and crushes all of the back ups*

Damn, boy, am I clumsly?

Jehuty · « **Reply #41 on:** September 20, 2005, 05:08:06 pm »

*remains neutral*

Pirate Cortez · « **Reply #42 on:** September 20, 2005, 05:09:20 pm »

Quote from: "NeoCalculus"

*trys to walk, but trips and crushes all of the back ups*

Damn, boy, am I clumsly?

*Kills you*

*Clones more Saturns and gives the clones to Lazlo*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #43 on:** September 20, 2005, 05:09:35 pm »

*Accidently presses the "Kill all clones button", which kills all of the clones, who then drop the saturns, breaking them*

Oops, butterfingers.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #44 on:** September 20, 2005, 05:09:46 pm »

Stop trying to be like Sweeden! *Shoots a flamethrower at Jehuty* THE BADDEL BETWEEN GOOD AND NEAUTRAL SHOULD EDN SOON!