Author Topic: A heart warming story, by jv2k  (Read 3059 times)

jv2k

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1489
    • View Profile
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« on: September 24, 2005, 08:34:36 am »
A long time ago, in the darkest reaches of ancient china there lived a wiseman named Mittens. Mittens was the leader of a band of midget accrobats, they worked hard mining sulfer in the sulfer mines of Ganish. But this story does not start with the seven midget accrobats.... no... it starts with a stupid girl, named Snow White.
Snow White was a spoiled brat who was always making demands. She was the princess of the global empire started by George Washington in 11bc. It was durring this time that she pissed off a crazy witch who liked to talk to herself in a mirror, so the witch plotted and planned for the day when she can get back at Ms.White for insulting her.
1 year later she was able to get her chance as Snow White was passing by, the witch dressed up as a man named Floyd and decided she would poison the princess with a magic apple that would put her into a comma until she was awoken by the kiss from a really tall man(who were very uncommon in those days, since people were shorter). So when Snow saw "Floyd" offer her the apple she thought nothing of it, after all, she was uneducated and naturally stupid. So she took and ate the apple from the person she never met, and then she fell into a deep sleep. The witch then hid her in the sulfer mines of Ganish, which is where the seven midget accrobats come in.
They where doing backflips and stuff, mining the vast caverns when they heard a loud "thud!". They all checked out the body... they all looked in wonder, "why had someone killed this hot chick" they thought, so Mittens came and investigated the body. "She is not dead" he said, "she is just in a magic comma", The team of 7 all had sad looks on their faces so they decided to take her to their home where she could spend the rest of her sleep. When they got there Mittens looked at the others and then said "You know what this means right?", they all spoke at once "yea... SCORE!"
And so the midget accrobats were never lonley again... The end.
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
JOIN THE SITE OR PONIES WILL EAT YOUR FLESH!!

NeoCalculus

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1306
    • View Profile
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2005, 11:54:35 am »
A truely heartwarming tale indeed.
Chainsaw hands and text based sigs for great justice.

praxisilver

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 121
    • View Profile
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2005, 12:19:43 pm »
They should totally make that into a Disney movie.
MG I'M STUCK ON COMIC SANS WHATEVER THINGIE!

"For Liberty and Pie!"

Jehuty

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 3229
    • View Profile
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2005, 12:27:38 pm »
Quote from: "praxisilver"
They should totally make that into a Disney movie.


That would make the perfect Disney movie!

jv2k

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1489
    • View Profile
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2005, 12:55:38 pm »
Disney doesn't have what it takes to pull off my story, they'd be too afraid!
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
JOIN THE SITE OR PONIES WILL EAT YOUR FLESH!!

praxisilver

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 121
    • View Profile
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2005, 01:14:11 pm »
What about Dreamworks?
MG I'M STUCK ON COMIC SANS WHATEVER THINGIE!

"For Liberty and Pie!"

Lazlo Falconi

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 7143
  • Falconi?
    • View Profile
    • website
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2005, 01:49:23 pm »
Five and a half thumbs up! I love it! I can't wait for the movie and it's sequal.
Soon to be a major motion picture!

qualityretro.net

jv2k

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 1489
    • View Profile
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2005, 02:28:34 pm »
I wouldn't mind if dreamworks got the rights to my story as long as its 2d and hand drawn!
quote="kefka"] < had sex with a lepper, got a burning sensation around the scrotom followed by erosion and itching.[/quote]
JOIN THE SITE OR PONIES WILL EAT YOUR FLESH!!

Yaminomalex

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 3757
  • WHO TOOK MY KEY?
    • View Profile
    • http://yaminomalex.sheezyart.com
A heart warming story, by jv2k
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2005, 09:11:01 am »
=O