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Prologue
Chapter 0: Just Ridin' In My Automobile...
Chapter 1: Someone Dropped a Box of Soap Around Here....
Chapter 2: Rain, Rain, Go Away!!
Chapter 3: It Looks Like a Tornado Went Through Here!!!
Chapter 4: BRRRR...
Chapter 5: We've Come a Looooong Way!!
Chapter 6: When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go!
Chapter 7: Boingy Boingy Boingy!!
Chapter 8: The Night of the Vamphires
Chapter 9: We'll Have Her Fixed Up In a Jiffy!!
Chapter 10: Bro Bots
Chapter 11: Teenage Mutant Ninja Hurdles...
Chapter 12: It's Ladder Time!!
Chapter 13: Oh No ... Not AGAIN!!
Chapter 14: Wily Wiley Willy
Okay, here's a little warning: I have a very strange writing style. You might enjoy it, you might hate it. But I'm just going to tell you ahead of time...it gets pretty wild!! And, another thing, I never use the word, Doctor, and I always call Mega Man, "Rock." Heck, it's Protoman writing this story about his little kid brother, what did you expect? "Immortal Metal Azul Kiddie Dude??" Mail me about it after you've finished reading.
Mega Man walked into the door, and it slid open in its noisy fashon, as
usual. Was this the final battle, or just another, "I would have got him
but he ran away!" battle? He would soon find out.
Dr. Wily's giant battle machine really was giant, this time. It
looked like a large boxy hovercraft on spiked treads. Which, in fact, it
was. Rock, as usual, knew which weapon to use. He blasted the huge
blundering piece of scrap metal with the Silver Tomahawk. He got this
weapon from Tomahawk Man, after he was blown to pieces by rotating pink
plant leaves. It worked well, as usual, and his life bar was soon depleted.
But when it was fully gone, nothing happened. The life bar filled up
again. Rock strained to see the change for a while, and then it hit him.
Well, yeah, both of them. The machine's energy bullets and the realisation
that Wily's head was now looking out the front of the skull decoration on
the machine. Rock knew which weapon to use this time, too. He made like an
old-style knight and chucked the Knight Crush at the machine. This weapon
was from Knight Man, after he had been felled by little sharp pieces of
metal that were supposed to look like arrowheads. But they didn't. The
lifebar grew small once again. And when the thing blew up, it was complete
darkness. But Rock knew why. Wily would soon appear in his little
dissapiering craft, as usual.
He powered up his Rush Suit adapter and socked Wily in the face when he
appeared low enough. With the help of a few Energy Tanks, Wily was soon
blowing up again. He fell out of the burning wreck and tried to run,
but Rock snatched his flying arm out of the air. "Not this time," he said.
It was great. Soon the camera crews were there, taking pictures by the
millions. This was a scene that would not soon be forgotton. But it was.
"I can't believe Wily is loose again!" yelled Roll, riding with Rock and
Auto in the Automobile. "Won't this madman ever stop??" wondered Roll.
"He won't be loose for long." Rock said. "Once Light gives Rush and me our
new enhancments, Wily is history!!" The Automobile ran into the
road. A wierd steam roller thing had been messing up the place, so it was
pretty unstable. To underscore that point, Auto said, "Whoa!! End of the
line. The road is too unstable to go on." Light had given Auto specific
instructions about Rock's helmet. He was to wear this new, Metool-style
helmet from now on, because it was safer. Rock put it on. Roll glared at
Auto. "Me too," said Auto. "I kinda like the other one." Rock took the
Metool-style one off, put it on Roll, and put on his usual blue helmet.
Auto activated the tape player in his Automobile and the "You'll have to
deal with me!!" song played. "Good luck, Megaman," said Roll.
Rock proceeded to the right, where he found Light, a little messed up
because of the steamroller thing. "Dr. Light! Are you okay?? I'll bring
back Roll to take--" Light cut Rock off. "No, there's no time. Besides, who
wants to be taken care of by a blonde?? LOOK!!" He pointed towards the
prison complex. "Wily is using the attack of his robots to cover his
escape!!" A flying machine gun blasted the prison. Wily got into his
spaceship that had been smuggled inside the prison, and flew out to do the
eyebrows at Rock and Light for no apparent reason. Then, a loud bark threw
through the air. Rush, who had been standing behind Light, dragged off the
former's lab coat. He ripped it to pieces. Out fell a box of energy
biscuits. Rush gulped them down. Light shook his head and said, "You must
go now, Megaman. Get Rush and follow Wily's spaceship!!"
Rock did as he was told, even though he had at least some free will.
The road was really messed up!! It created a classic Mega Man
level. Rock blasted Mets and little flying things on treads until he got to
the cause of all the destruction: the steamroller thing. Rock hit it in
the head a few times and it died. A great challenge, that. Rock continued
on.
A mysterious robot teleported in. It was black and white and red all over.
It fired a laser at Rock, so Rock fired back. Within a few seconds, the
robot was severly damaged. "You are as good as they say, Megaman!" it
said. "Please, it's Rock, not Megaman." said Rock. The other robot
ignored the plea. "I'm Bass and he's Treble. We have been trying to stop
Wily while you were gone, even though you weren't gone anywhere. Actually,
we are bad bots created by Wily to infiltrate you and steal Light's new
advents, but you are not supposed to know that. So forget I said it." Then
they teleported off in a cool way. Rock wished he had a teleporter that
would make an effect like that! He would have to ask Wily for one later.
But who was Bass.....??
When Rock arrived in Burst Man's level, he knew instantly he wouldn't like
it. It smelled like soap!! Bus-sized bottles of the liquid littered the
place. Rock killed a thing on roller treads and proceeded to the right,
where he found some time bombs. They activated when Rock stepped on them. So he
did. He jumped out of the way just in time as they all blew up. Burning
debris set the bubble solution on fire, so the place really
stunk...
Rock collected an energy can and activated some more bombs. "Hey!" yelled
a flying shooting thing. "Think fast!!" The thing shot at Rock. But Rock
had already dissapiered into the next screen. The bomb he had been standing
on caught the flying thing on fire. "Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!" it screamed. A
roller thing tried to help, but it caught on fire too. Rock giggled with
glee as he set the whole place on fire using the time bombs.
Soon, he came to a lake of bubble solution. He took out his ACME Bubble
Maker and set it to work in the lake, which overflowed. All the enemies in
and around the lake got bubbles in their circuits and had to shut down.
All of the bubble junk settled on the bottom, covering the spikes. "Easy as
pie!!" exclaimed Rock as he strolled along the floor of the former lake of
bubbles.
A while later, he saw a door. "Oh boy, it's Burst Man!!!" he yelled
excitedly. Burst Man floated up in a bubble, which broke when it hit the
spikes on the ceiling, dumping its rider all over the floor. "Owww!!"
exclaimed Burst Man. He got right back up and threw some bubbles at Rock.
Rock jumped over them and blasted Burst Man with a fully-powered shot.
"Take that!!" Burst Man was getting low on energy, so he threw bombs all
over the place, put some bombs in a few bubbles and launched them, and
made some bouncy orange bubbles. "Hate to burst your bubble,
Burst Man, but the battle ends now!!!" Rock yelled as he bounced
off the bouncy bubbles, off the bubbles on the walls, and right into Burst
Man just as he released a super-shot. Ouch.
Burst Man's weapon was sorta stupid. It just fired out bombs encased in
bubbles. And if Rock wanted to, he could just fire the bombs.
Rock knew that the bubbles would work on Cloud Man, so he chose him next.
Cloud Man's level was filled with.....clouds. Lots of them. It looked like
it would rain soon. Rock didn't like rain. He had memories of it shorting
him out, even though that couldn't happen anymore. I mean, does it short
out you????
This is just too easy... thought Rock. It still hadn't started
raining and the level was almost half over already. Then Rock saw a strange
little bad bot. It was hovering on a platform that Rock needed to
continue on. So he blasted it. Big mistake. The bot was actually a weather
control robot. And Rock had just made it tell the clouds to start
raining.
He groaned as he continued on. Maybe the rain would stop later. He saw a
building up ahead. That will certainly give me shelter from the
rain, he thought. So he climbed the ladder to go inside. He killed a
Sniping Joe and climbed a high ladder. Then he heard a strange whistle,
'cause it's my turn take the spotlight for a few seconds!!!
"Did you know that use can use some of your friggin' weapons to discover
hidden junk???" I asked. I didn't give Rock time to answer. "Try using the
flame weapon in the woods. You know, the Scorch Wheel you get from Turbo
Man by using the Noise Crush on him, and the woods with the hoppers and
bees in Slash Man's level. Cause Beat's up there. I didn't want to get him
down myself, even though I could, cause you're the hero around here.
But you're not supposed to know that. So act suprised when you see him,
kay? Get it?? Got it?? Good. Bye, now...." I said. I left a bomb in the
room, and right after Rock left, the whole building blew up. Take that,
Cloud Man.
Rock had a strong sense of deja vu as he dodged the mommy birdies and the
Fiendish Fans. This was from Air Man's level!!! Stupid Wily, ran out of
ideas for level design, did you? As it turned out, that was the final
stretch. Cloud Man was just ahead!!
He used the Danger Wrap on Cloud Man. It encased him. When the bomb
exploded, his cloud was vaporized and he fell to the ground. When he was
able to get his engine back on and fly into the air again, Rock repeated
the attack. Within minutes, Cloud Man was nothing but a small
thundershower on the radar.
The Thunder Bolt made lightning bolts. It could also power up some
machines. Rock knew he was going to be able to see this in motion in Junk
Man's level, because he knew everything. Well, almost.
Junk Man's level was filled with ... well, just that. Junk, junk, and more
junk. And cockroaches. Rock didn't like cockroaches, especially robotic
ones. So he blasted them all. He took an elevator ride, and ended up
several floors down. More cockroaches......and lava. Rock knew that he
could freeze the lava with Freeze Man's weapon, because he knew
everything. Well, sort of. Rock saw some platforms and a machine that
appeared to be broken. So Rock blasted it. With the Thunder Bolt, of
course, so it would activate and move the platforms out of the way of the
Slush Jet adapter. Once Rush got this adapter, he could turn into a jet
sled and fly Rock around. But since it was Slush, it was a bit difficult
to stay onboard.
Rock saw another machine that activated some magnets and
some platforms. He remembered what his friend Mario had told him, and
activated the machine. He rode up a plaform and stepped into the ceiling.
Now he could walk across most of the level without ever lifting his
blaster!!! But he fell off into a hole made by a falling rock. Rock
thought fast and activated the Slush Jet adapter. But Rush, in that form,
was too slushy and Rock fell off....onto a platform, luckily! I'm going
to have to get Light to work on the slushy effect!! thought Rock.
Onward he tramped until he got to Junk Man, who was very stupid when the
proper weapon, the Thunder Bolt, was used. It electricuted him, shorting
out many of his functions. After that, he was a cinch to defeat.
The Junk Shield encased Rock in junk. How fun.
Brrr....Cold. Well, what else did you expect from Freeze Man's level? Rock
put on his parka and started forward. "Careful, or you'll catch cold!" Rock
yelled at the mechanical polar bears. "But we're mechanical, we don't
catch cold. Just take it from Mandi," said one. "Besides, the cold doesn't
make people get sick, contrary to popular belief," said another. "But this
is a stupid story my brother is writing," said Rock. "Can't you just get
sick to make it funny??" he asked. "Well.....okay," agreed the lead one.
"But just don't tell Willy. He gets real mad."
This is easy! thought Rock. When he got to an enemy, he just asked
it to get sick, and it did, making it easy for him to pass. When he got to
a cave with spikes, the spiked enemies got sick and dropped their spikes on
the spikes, making it easy for Rock to spike on across. Soon, he was at
Freeze Man's door...
...But he stopped. Rush was barking. "Stop that, Rush! You'll alert Freeze
Man of our presence!" Rush cowered. He began to dig. After quite a while,
he came up with the Exit. The Exit was a piece of junk. So Rock threw it
away.
"I'm gonna freeze you!" Freeze Man yelled after breaking out of a
piece of transluscent jello. Rock put on the Junk Shield and launched part
of it at Freeze Man. It got stuck in his mouth. "Mmmm hmmm hgm ugh!!"
Freeze Man yelled. Rock kicked his butt (literally) and snatched his
weapon.
The Freeze Cracker fired a piece of frozen metal in random directions.
Rock had no idea how to control it, so he just rapid-fired.
Rock knew that Wily had already made four more robots and was planning to
attack the Museum, because he knew everything. Sort of.
"Welcome home, Rock!" Light screamed as Rock teleported into the lab.
"Look! Wily's attacking the Robot Museum!" Rock yelled, pointing at the
monitor. "Nonsense. He--" Light started, but was cut off by an emergency
message coming on the monitor showing Wily attacking the Robot Museum.
"This is terrific!" yelled Light, but corrected himself. "Terrible! You
must go NOW Rocky!!"
Rock browsed the museum's exibits. The robots somehow seemed better drawn
than when he had originally met them. He was in no hurry, because he knew
Wiley would wait for him in the room coming up. He also knew that it was
Guts Man missing out of the broken exibit. Why? He knew everything.
Almost.
"You put that down!" Rock yelled at Wily. "I think not. I am going to--"
but Wily was cut off by Protoman mysteriously teleporting in. "I don't think so, Wily,
that makes a horrible stage boss!" He jumped up and turned his hand
into a blaster. "Now put him...." And blasted Wily's spacecraft into a
million pieces. Not to mention Guts Man. "DOWN!!!"
Then the ever-mysterious Protoman ever-mysteriously dissapiered.
Wow, thought Rock. Guess I don't know everything!
Just like Rock had thought, there were four new robots waiting for him on
his SNES when he got back. He had missed the R-U-S-H letter in Freeze
Man's level, so he went back and got it. He then froze the lava in Junk
Man's level to get the letter there. After that, he froze the weather
control dude in Cloud Man's level to make it start snowing. He then climbed
a ladder that would have been impossible to get to before and grabbed the final
letter.
The Rush Suit Adapter was what he got. He activated it, and Rush teleported
down. He then turned into the ta-da Suit Adapter and slammed into
Rock. But the darn thing got stuck, like always. "God *BEEP* it!!" Rock
yelled in frustration as he tried to pry Rush off his back, to no avail.
"Better get on with Slash Man."
Slash Man's level was very reminescent of Jurassic Park, and Rock
knew it. He met mechanical dinosaurs. They were purple, with green spots.
And they sang.
Rock tugged at their zippers, and they fell apart. Thus, Slash Man's level
was quite easy. When he made it to the forest, he knew exactly what to do.
He used Rush Coil to vault up to the hidden ladder that Protoman had been
talking about, because he knew everything. Maybe. Beat was up there,
locked in a cage. Rock broke the cage with his blaster, then put it back
together again and put a paper Beat inside. Heh heh heh, he
thought.
Slash Man ran a
cool Internet site. He gave Rock a copy of his weapon, and
continued working on the computer. Rock shrugged and left.
The Slash Claw let Rock lash out into the night. Cool.
Spring Man's level was a joke. There was no challenge whatsoever. Only
oversized Slinkies and guns blocked his path. Rock was quick and blasted
them all, only to find out Spring Man was easier yet.
Spring Man made an entrance by bouncing around and yelling, "Boingy,
boingy boingy!!!" Rock slashed him with the Slash Claw and a couple of his
springs fell off. Rock continued to kill Spring Man until he was dead.
The Bouncy Springies were little coil things that Rock could throw. Big
whoop.
Shade Man's level had wierd music. Rock thought he knew where it was from,
but he couldn't be sure. Guess he didn't know everything after all!
First, he came across some undead robots. They looked like "Cave Bots."
Rock groaned and blasted their heads off. "Take that, you,
you.....toasters!" Then he saw a mechanical crow. It flung some plasma
balls at him, they waved its butt. Rock shot it and it died.
Rock saw a hall full of knights in shining (well, maybe) armor. Uh
oh... he thought. But when he approached, their heads fell off. Rock
thought quickly and encased them with the Danger Wrap. They flew against
the wall, and the bombs inside broke, exploding the riders.
After more crows and some weird press things, Rock went through a door and
came across a giant pumpkin. It bounced around. Rock dodged. It opened its
mouth, to reveal a purple pumpkin. Rock shot at it, to no avail. It opened
its mouth, to reveal a final, tiny pumpkin. It shot Rock with peas.
Rock dodged again, but he couldn't hit the small pumpkin before both of the
mouths closed. Rock jumped with all his might and shot the big pumpkin's
eyes. The plasma went right inside and destroyed the machine. It crashed
into the wall, opening up a passage. Rock was wondering how he was going
to continue.
Some weird jousting things awaited him. So he shot them. He climbed a few
ladders, and ended up on top of the complex! He encountered a huge scary
cat. So he shot it. The clouds went over the moon..... a cool 16-bit
effect, thought Rock. He shot another scary cat, and dropped back
inside.
He was now in an old cathedral. He saw a picture of Count von Wiley,
Wily's ancester that lived in these parts long ago. Rock knew everything,
some say, so he had Rush dig underneath the portrait. Rush unearthed the
Energy Balancer.
Rock dropped down again. He walked to the right, smack into Treble.
"OW!" Rock yelled. Treble bit him, but since he was made of
titanium (or so they say), it didn't hurt a bit. Bass was hunched over
behind Treble. "Dammit!" yelled Bass. "I feel so stupid to have been
defeated so easily!" he sputtered. "Maybe I should give up and leave Willy
to you." Rock thought for a moment. "No. We are a team. Light will be glad
to fix you up, even though you're going to steal Rush and me's new parts
and trash the lab." Bass nodded. "Thanks! I'm glad I have a friend like
you...."
Shade Man flew down. "Hi, Mega Man, great to see you! Unfortunatly, I
cannot allow this to last for long. Sianora, or, should I say, GOOD
BYE! Shade Man hovered back up into the dark, misty air. Rock let out
a couple springs, which hit Shade Man. The latter swooped from the heavens
and grabbed Rock. He sucked the energy out of him until his own lifebar was
full. Then he dropped him. Rock charged up the springs and let them loose
all over Shade Man, who screamed in agony. Shade Man landed next to Rock
and stared at him. Rock turned to stone. Shade Man shot out a Noise Crush.
It really messed up the now normal Rock's circuits! The second Crush went
over Rock's head and rebounded. Shade Man absorbed it and shot out one
that was twice as large as the first. Rock failed to duck or jump,
and was hit. He was very low on energy now, so he used the E-Tank he got in
Burst Man's level. He surprised Shade Man by jumping up and
blasting him in the face! Shade Man exploded in a brilliant
show of light.
The Noise Crush worked the same way it had when Shade Man used it. (Very
well!)
Turbo Man was the last Master. Rock sped through his stage, because he felt
strangly energized. When he was climbing some street light thingies, Rush
started barking. "Woof woof woof." Rock knew he was talking, er, barking
about Protoman, who was hiding to the right, because he knew everything.
Basically.
"Did you get the R, U, S, and H circuit plates?" Protoman asked. "Yep, I
did," said Rock. "But it keeps getting stuck! Observe!" Rock called in
Rush, and the adapter got stuck, as usual. Protoman hit a button, and Rush
dissapiered. "Oh!" yelled Rock stupidly. "That's what that's
for!!!"
After killing a SISI truck, Rock found Turbo Man.
"I'm going to uh.... er.... Turbo you!" Turbo Man called. "I don't
think so. Watch me plasma you all over the universe!" Rock screamed as he
shot a Noise Crush at the wall. It rebounded. Rock took it and threw it at
Turbo Man, who was going into Car Mode. It shattered him, with pieces of
his brittle hide flying everywhere.
The Scorch Wheel was a very clumsy weapon that made a fireball that rolled.
Rock knew Protoman would be waiting for him in Shade Man's stage. So he
went there.
The same formal feeling hit him harder this time, forcing himself to change
radically. This time, he beat the inner pumpkin. It crashed into the
floor, opening up another passage. Mega Man blasted a Sniper Joe with a
bit of difficulty and found the secret Protoman room.
"So, brother, you are not as weak as I thought. Let's see who's father made
stronger!" Protoman declared as Mega Man entered the room. Protoman shot
at Mega, so Mega shot back.
It was a fierce battle. Neither knew who was going to win, since they
couldn't see each other's life bars. Protoman blasted Mega Man with a
super-shot, and Mega did likewise back to him. Just when Mega Man was
about to collapse, Protoman jumped to the back of the room. "Maybe you are
the superior model, Mega Man. Here, take this with you." Protoman said,
tossing his Protoshield across the room. "This is...your Protoshield?!?!
You can't give this to me!" Mega protested. "Yes, I can. See? It's
detachable. It's okay, take it. And... Watch your back...
Rock teleported into Wily's castle. There were turtles everywhere... I
really wonder what this boss is going to be! Rock wondered
sarcastically.
Before long, he met Bass. "Wily may fear you, but I do NOT!" Bass
yelled. Rock used the Rush Suit adapter, and powered up. His fist shot
off, smacking into Bass, who died. (sorta.) "Round 1 goes to you, Rock,
but I'll be back. C U!"
Sure enough, it was a turtle. Rock killed it using the Bouncy
Springies.
IT'S LADDER TIME!
Rock climbed and climbed. Soon he saw Bass again. He told Rock that he had
trashed the lab and stole prototypes of new Rush&Mega enhancments. He
used them. They looked like a Rush Suit that flew. Rock beat with a little
bit of trouble. "Why... Why can't I destroy him......??" wondered
Bass.
Rock killed a big Jap Mask with the Noise Crush. Big whoop.
WE'RE A BIG HAPPY FAMILY!
WITH A GREAT BIG HUG
AND CHIPMONKS GALORE,
YOU'RE SURE TO END UP SORE.