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Swiftman
Posts: 5679
Conqueror
The War of TPH
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September 20, 2005, 07:43:51 am »
I hereby declare war.....
Swiftman vs. Lazlo Falconi!
[just a general RP fight, mainly between me an' Lazlo, but anyone can feel free to pop in and join]
Yahar! *swings a salmon at Lazlo's face*
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Pirate Cortez
Posts: 653
The War of TPH
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September 20, 2005, 08:06:46 am »
*Teams up with Swiftman*
Yar.
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Swiftman
Posts: 5679
Conqueror
The War of TPH
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Reply #2 on:
September 20, 2005, 08:14:30 am »
Hee hee! Excellent! *gives pirate a plank to smack people with* Go nuts!
*continues swinging at Lazlo with a salmon*
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Pirate Cortez
Posts: 653
The War of TPH
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Reply #3 on:
September 20, 2005, 08:17:04 am »
*Shanks Lazlo and steals his sister*
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Peaches
Posts: 1018
The War of TPH
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Reply #4 on:
September 20, 2005, 10:24:26 am »
*teams up with Lazlo*
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Ha ha, I'm a rebel.
*Throws bratwurst at Swift*
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Pirate Cortez
Posts: 653
The War of TPH
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Reply #5 on:
September 20, 2005, 10:37:15 am »
*Goes into parked Pyro-GX, goes into a room with a door impervious to weapons fire, and starts having sex with Lazlo's sister*
>_>
Don't worry, I outfitted the Pyro-GX to have ato-targeting turrets outside.
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NeoCalculus
Posts: 1306
The War of TPH
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Reply #6 on:
September 20, 2005, 11:04:49 am »
Eh, I'll join in I guess.
*Rides up in the newly repaired Narcissa*
*sigh* Well, GUMBOHA!!! *throws bowls of steaming hot shrimp gumbo at everyone*
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Pirate Cortez
Posts: 653
The War of TPH
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Reply #7 on:
September 20, 2005, 11:07:52 am »
*Is still in Pyro-GX*
*A turret targets NC and shoots him*
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NeoCalculus
Posts: 1306
The War of TPH
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Reply #8 on:
September 20, 2005, 11:34:09 am »
*the attack has no effect*
*turns towards Cortez*
DAMN YOU CORTEZ!!!! *fires more steaming hot gumbo*
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Pirate Cortez
Posts: 653
The War of TPH
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September 20, 2005, 11:35:54 am »
*Is in room in Pyro-Gx with a door that is impervious to all attacks including gumbo in the entrance*
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Lazlo Falconi
Posts: 7143
Falconi?
The War of TPH
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Reply #10 on:
September 20, 2005, 01:03:03 pm »
*Avoids salmon but not by DOING A BARREL ROLL*
Wut.
*Uses a CD to reflect a non-lethal death ray at Swift*
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Pirate Cortez
Posts: 653
The War of TPH
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Reply #11 on:
September 20, 2005, 02:02:45 pm »
*Turret shoots Lazlo in the ass*
ASS SHOT.
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Lazlo Falconi
Posts: 7143
Falconi?
The War of TPH
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Reply #12 on:
September 20, 2005, 02:03:58 pm »
*Bullets ricochet off buns of steel back at Pirate Cortez*
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Pirate Cortez
Posts: 653
The War of TPH
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Reply #13 on:
September 20, 2005, 02:06:33 pm »
*Is still in secret room in Pyro-GX, still having sex with Lazlo's sister*
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Lazlo Falconi
Posts: 7143
Falconi?
The War of TPH
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Reply #14 on:
September 20, 2005, 02:13:18 pm »
*I don't care who you have sex with, as long as it's not me*
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