Author Topic: So i herd (Read 29123 times)

Deus35 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:26:47 pm »

*Comes out of a portal in a large city walks around humming*

Swiftman · « **Reply #31 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:30:33 pm »

"Ah ha!"

Swiftman put all the engines on his Skiver's wings to full power and thrusted towards Deus, angling the wings backwards and streaking down foot first, striking Deus across the head with a large twenty-ton foot, shattering its baser exoskeleton and damaging vital computer systems.

Deus35 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:33:36 pm »

*He gets destroyed, and as you know if you played the X seris, if you destroy sigma one time he comes back better, Magma Dragoon and Sigma, call apon Web spider, Frost Walrus, Jet Stingray, Slash Beast, Storm Owl, Cyber Peacock, and Split mushroom to form a gigaintic robotic beast, and splits the earth in two, and jumps off of the earth, and onto another planet.*

Swiftman · « **Reply #33 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:45:22 pm »

[replying to this was difficult, since there was a lot of lulz in that post there.... XDXD]

Little beknowest to Deus, the planet he had jumped onto had a team of Mechwarriors ready for him, who promptly opened fire with a myriad of Blast Lasers, PPC's, short and long range missiles, and many kinds of solid fire weapons, striking him down instantly.

The Maverick mech was promptly torn apart by the Skiver within half a minute, limb from limb.

Deus35 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 14, 2007, 03:37:00 pm »

*After he was destroyed, Sigma had sent a backup memory to his lab, along with the other mavericks, and sent a virus around the galaxy, making many robots malfunction*

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #35 on:** March 14, 2007, 05:36:25 pm »

Quite for everything you guys said.

Deus35 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 14, 2007, 06:19:47 pm »

*Evilish laugh*

Swiftman · « **Reply #37 on:** March 14, 2007, 09:44:29 pm »

The virus that Sigma sent around did not affect Swiftman or his mechwarriors, since no artificial intelligence existed on those mechs, no damage was taken.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2007, 10:39:22 am »

Lazlo's mech came to a halt, and crashed to the New Crust of the Earth, his console displaying a warning. Of course, he was running Windows Vista, which asks about EVERY change you ever make (Although he'd finally figured out how to hack it to make it stop asking if course corrections were okay) so a large popup had filled the screen, alerting him that some critical system files had been changed, and he'd need to do an archive and install. So he fiddled through his CD case, and found the install disc and waited. And waited.

Swiftman · « **Reply #39 on:** March 15, 2007, 04:03:06 pm »

Swiftman noticed something quirky about his computer systems...

Not taking chances, all his essential control system files were backed up onto a 3 1/4 1.4 mb Floppy Disk, removed the disk, and then typed:

C:\>format C:
THIS WILL DELETE ALL DATE IN C:. ARE YOU SURE?
Y
Processing.....
Done!
C:\>Copy A: to C:
Processing...
Done!
C:\>

All in the time it took for Lazlo to just find his install disk.

Deus35 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 15, 2007, 04:25:27 pm »

I plan failed noooo!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #41 on:** March 15, 2007, 06:05:00 pm »

Swiftman, you of all people should know the PROPER way it happens.

C:\>FORMAT C:
THIS WILL DELETE ALL DATA ON VOLUME C:
CONTINUE? [Y/N] Y

Done!
C:\>COPY A:\* C:\

Done!
C:\>_

Deus35 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 15, 2007, 09:37:34 pm »

After my plan failed, the scrap parts in Sigmas base reshape Magma Dragoon and he sits in a throne and watches a screen, waiting and watching for a perfect strike when nobody is expecting it.

20 years later

Everything returns back to normal after all the destruction, people return back to there lifes and everyone wonders what happened.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #43 on:** March 15, 2007, 10:08:43 pm »

Lazlo is still installing Windows Vista, when he gets a call from Swiftman, who says...

Swiftman · « **Reply #44 on:** March 16, 2007, 03:53:20 am »

"'sup?"